#rubber-man

[ordinaryschmuck]

Annie: Hey Leon, what is your costume supposed to be?

Leon: Something that'll scare LOTS of people in their 20's and thirties.

Zach comes in.

Zach: Hey bro-

Leon then stretches himself out, including his hair.

Leon: Retuuuurn the Slaaaaab....

Zach: ...NOPE!

He zooms off and Leon laughs a little.

Annie: Ooooooh...I don't get it. What's creepy about that?

Leon: It's Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Annie: That didn't look like a dog.

Leon: No, I mean--Come on, you CAN'T be young enough to not know what that is.

Annie: Respectfully, I'm fourteen. There's a lot of stuff that I probably don't know about you and the others reference.

Leon: ...That one hurts, Annie.

Annie: Sorry.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Team Action Team-Up-”Power Up”

A higher-level being requires large amounts of energy in order to live and discovers that the Green Streak’s natural speed force has the perfect desired output. It just requires sucking out all of the speedster’s life energy to get it. So when the famous hero gets kidnapped, it’s up to the two most important people in his life to save him: Rubber-Man and Orange Dash.

[ordinaryschmuck]

Since Halloween is coming up month, here's a thought: I can't help but imagine Annie asking an adult team member to do a pair costume with her and have them be Pennywise while she goes out in a bloody rainslicker with a paper boat.

...Uh...Wouldn't...Wouldn't you rather go as a bunny again? Or something?

No, the costume doesn't fit me anymore. Plus, your stretchy powers will make it all the more convincing! If you stretch your jaw out, you could probably scare off a few kids!

...You...WANT that?

Of course. Life's no fun without a good scare on Halloween.

(In the distance)

WHAT ARE YOU?!

[pinkwhitecross-blog]

Chopper! I found a WHOOOOOLE LOOOAD of FAIRY FLOSS

"Really!?"

"What are we waiting for?! Let's go!!!"