Apr 22, 2023
Ruby: [somehow hanging off a cliff for the 3rd time this week]
Hitch: [concerned dad to the rescue]
Hitch: Don’t do that again.
Ruby: [already dangling from her coat in a dangerous spot again]
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from Türkiye
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Italy
seen from China
seen from Finland
seen from Ukraine
Ruby: [somehow hanging off a cliff for the 3rd time this week]
Hitch: [concerned dad to the rescue]
Hitch: Don’t do that again.
Ruby: [already dangling from her coat in a dangerous spot again]
Ruby: Hitch, do you support gay rights?
Hitch: I’m bisexual, you know this-
Clancy: He’s evading the question!
Hitch: Why would you give a knife to a child?!
SJ: Ruby felt unsafe
Hitch: Now I feel unsafe!
SJ: I’m sorry
SJ: ...would you like a knife
Brant: Let me see what you have
Ruby: a knife!
Sabrina: Okay, have fu-
Brant: NO!
Babyface: *gets down on one knee*
Lorelei: Oh my god, it’s finally happening!
Babyface: *keels over*
Lorelei: The venom is kicking in!
LB: Bradley and I don’t have pet names for each other
Hitch: Uh huh. Hey, LB, what do bees make?
LB: Honey?
Bradley, from the coding room: Yes, dear?
Hitch: Don’t lie to my face ever again
Hitch: okay, is there anyone in here who is actually straight?
Ruby: ...
SJ: ...
Blacker: ...
LB: ...
Hal: ...
Hitch: put your hand down, Miles, you’re fooling nobody
Blacker: Do I look straight?
Ruby: No, not in the slightest
Blacker: I mean my parking job
Ruby: Oh, in that case, then yes you’re fine