#ruby x haymitch

[jesse-wilder]

Haymitch: Why didn’t you tell me you were a WEREWOLF?!?

Ruby: On our first date, I said I was a “dog person”

Haymitch:…

Haymitch: Damn…you’re right…

[jesse-wilder]

Haymitch: Remember at our wedding when you said you’d take me for better or worse from that day forward until death shall part us?

Ruby: What did you do?

[jesse-wilder]

Haymitch: You’re cute when you’re angry.

Ruby: *glares at him*

Haymitch:…but not when you’re angry at me…

[jesse-wilder]

Haymitch: You want to hold my hand?

Ruby: I’m not scared.

Haymitch: Well, I wasn’t asking for you.