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Brocktree: To be honest, you’re kind of an over-texter.

Dotti: Over-texter? That’s not even a thing.

Brocktree: Oh, really? So you don’t remember the time you sent 97 unanswered texts in a 5 minute span?

Ruff: My phone vibrated itself off the desk.

Dotti: *pulls up in some random car*

Ruff: Whose car is that?

Dotti: I don't know, but it wasn't locked.

Dotti: I’m not trying to irritate you.

Ruff: Well, then you just must have a natural talent for it.

Ruff: Brocktrees right. We'll have to do what we always do.

Dotti: Sneak around and defy authority.

Dotti: would you like a cup of tea?

Ruff: that would be great!

Dotti: go then

Ruff: but-

Dotti: and bring me one cup too

Ruff: I actually came up with a really good idea-

Dotti: Please, I find that hard to believe.

Ruff: Dotti, you have problem. There's a entire television show dedicated to people like you.

Dotti: I know! It's called Dancing with the Stars and it's fabulous!

Ruff: We can’t tell anybody else about this.

Bobweave: I only told Southpaw.

Southpaw: And I told Dotti.

Dotti: And I told many, many people.

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