#ruinance

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ruinance replied to your post:

you’re as inspirational as always. this is why you’re my best bro.

inspirational speeches are my specialty 

like

go for it

or

try it and see what happens

or my favorite one

haha yeah do it and tell me what happens

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ruinance replied to your post: 

do you think i’ll get a government job with that on my resume?

go for it

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ruinance replied to your post:

*bits

i already had you bro youre good

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ruinance replied to your post: 

i am john, centipede slayer.

put that on your resume

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ruinance replied to your post: 

i shredded it to bits, remember.

now i remember

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ruinance liked your post:

gone with the wind

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ruinance replied to your post: 

did you expect me to live there or something.

no

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ruinance replied to your post: 

there he is, miss america.

nominated twice in a row and four times winner of the most beautiful eyes title