#ruining plans

[homicidalphone]

MY PHONE IS DEADDDDDD. gross sobbing.

[grownnon-binarytings]

Fuck boy Trap

Boy: *makes bet w/ his friend that he could "hook up" w/ me* Boy: Hi I'm (insert fuckboy name here) *fuck boy starts asking about my hobbies & life* you're real cool. can I have your number so we can talk? Me: *inner monologue* hahaha, you fool you have fallen into my beautiful trap! You think the trick is on me but it's really on you! Me: *giggling but unbeknownst to him it is evil giggles* Sure! 😄 Boy: *Text me nonstop all day blowing up my phone like why the fuck would you do that sir? Hm? I didn't respond for reasons obviously* Boy: Can I call uou? Me: yeah sure 😒 Boy: *calls and has boring fuckboy conversation* so not to be nosey but you're really pretty & I wanted to know if you have a boyfriend? Me: Mmm, nope. No boyfriend. Boy: *pitiful high hopes* really?! Sooo... Me: I have a girlfriend though. Boy: *Awkward pause from the strange hetero male* You're gay? Me: AS. CAN. BE. Me: *inner evil thoughts* hook line & sinker! Boy: *longer awkward silence...fuck boy hangs up & never text me again* Ill be ruining fuckboy plans all 2k15! I have no regrets whatsoever!

[for-the-joy-of-running]

WHERE IS MY SNOW DAY AND 10 INCHES OF SNOW NOT THIS BULLSHIT

[geerthisdaebak]

When you accidentally add your mom to the squad convo

http://gifsforum.com/images_new/gif/other/grand/Mom-finds-out-about-your-plans-548f52e1612c2.gif

And she ambushes your plans for the night.

[aquajoggers]

listen here sands casino 

No

rude as heck

i cant afford that

[pancakeexpressionist]

Not to be a whiny boob, but these reoccurring sick feels are getting so obnoxious and tiring.

[sortavintage-blog]

I was planning on starting Sword Art too. But toonami....

[juliaaguliaa]

This is why I need a fucking car...you won't fucking take me anywhere ugh