Aug 17, 2017
[ sms;; TEDDY ] I feel like Captain Morgan put his pegleg up my ass
inbox memes // @ecclesiastus
[ text ] : ... do i want to know?[ text ] : that sounds unpleasant, but congratulations on your taste in alcohol. you’re the 1% of america that doesn’t suck ass.
#ecclesiastus#🔹╹ᶤ'ᵛᵉ ᶰᵒ ᶤᵈᵉᵃ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᶤᵈᵉᵃˢ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵃᶰᵈ ᶤ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᶤ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ᶠᶤᶰᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ╻answered#rum is... unconventional.#but at least it's not sam mother fucking adams?#that shit is weak.#good job jesse. way to represent.#also i assumed this wasn't adoption route#otherwise. you're in trouble when you get home mister.