#ecclesiastus

[caesiitas]

Jesse Custer @ecclesiastus

Well, if God wants our help, we'll help him. If he doesn't, we're gonna kick his ass.

[phatfangs]

               neon blue & yellow umbrella has a hole in it. TYPICAL ! and of course it’s in the bright texas sun, she wouldn’t have been able to stomach being in the harsh glare even twenty-plus years ago when she was human. as it is now, she’s standing on the thresh hold of the building, not willing to step outside and risk the rays.  ❝ hey, homeslice, ❞ tilt of her head, imploring to the man,  ❝ you trying to get me fried ? pop a squat, chill out a while. i gotta patch this or wait til nighttime. ❞  /  @ecclesiastus

[biblicle]

@ecclesiastus

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] DarlinIm just saying that like

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] you gotta be able to have sex                                   somehwo right?

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] and i cant imagine its EASY anymore                                   right??

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] so im’m just offfering my SERVICES

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] as a virile male

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] an cos Im inter

    [ sms;; MEDUSA ] ested

[ sms message to : jesse (preacher man) ] what

[talkstotwigs]

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tbh like SAME friendo i can’t believe we only started writing together like yesterday, but better late than never! i’m absolutely adoring the thread we’ve got going already and i can see our trash muses getting along i love it. and ALSO just wanna say chatting w/ you yesterday was a joy and you seem hella rad :D 

SEND ME AN ✖ IF YOU ENJOY MY PORTRAYAL. ( @ecclesiastus )

[tvvolips]

@ecclesiastus from (X)

“O h.”  she deadpans, glances around the room with an appreciate click of her tongue. It’s always kinda a goddamn...tornado of sex when they’re real desperate, she supposes she missed, y’know, half of the room getting knocked down. 

With a shrug, Tulip crosses her legs, observes the extent of the damage, “Y’know, I swear you knock half’a this shit down on purpose, just ‘cos you can. Now we’re gonna have to get outta here before they try charging us for repairs an’ crap.” 

[caesiitas]

[ sms;; TEDDY ] I feel like Captain Morgan put his pegleg up my ass

inbox memes // @ecclesiastus

[ text ] :  ... do i want to know?[ text ] :  that sounds unpleasant, but congratulations on your taste in alcohol. you’re the 1% of america that doesn’t suck ass.

[aurerum]

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MEME ||accepting!

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

.sms. 10:00 pm |  yeah well you fucking sound like Yosemite sam???

.sms. 10:10 pm | i’m at the licky caudlron, eat my asss. 

[ashesri]

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HAHAHAHAAA HE WILL USE GENESIS FOR BLOWJOBS THO

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