The Homestar Runner: Would ya like some Polymascotfoamalate to go with your dinner?
Rumble Red: I’ll just have water, please.
(The Homestar Runner sprays Rumble Red with a full-blast firehose)
The Homestar Runner: People like that need brainwashin’!
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The Homestar Runner: Would ya like some Polymascotfoamalate to go with your dinner?
Rumble Red: I’ll just have water, please.
(The Homestar Runner sprays Rumble Red with a full-blast firehose)
The Homestar Runner: People like that need brainwashin’!
The Homestar Runner: (hands Rumble Red a stick of dynamite wrapped in a bow) Happy birthday, you thing from another world, you!
Rumble Red: Oh, thank you! (the dynamite blows up in his face)
Rumble Red: Take me to your lizards!
The Homestar Runner: Don't you mean "leader"?
Rumble Red: (takes out a picture of a Tyrannosaurus) No, your lizards.
The Homestar Runner: Oh... aw man, you just missed 'em.
Old-Timey Marzipan: (running from Rumble Red) Alien attack!
Fort Wayne Locomotive: THROW THE CHEESE!
(Rumble Red gets pelted with wedges of cheese)
RUMBLE RED: Earthling, explain to me this pile of rotten rodentia...rumble.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: It's Decemberween, Rumble Red. The most sanitary time of year. When everyone piles up all the dead rats they've a-cooma-lated throughout the year.
RUMBLE RED: We don't have any Decemberweens on my planeeeeet, rumble.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, whaddaya know? What do they have on your planet?
RUMBLE RED: Oh, not much. Long lines. Expensive bread. Rumble-doo.
-Decemberween Short Shorts
RUMBLE RED: But, Earthling, they don't have polymascotfoamalate on my planet. Eh, rumble.
THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: That's 'cause you're a Communist fool, Red!
-sbemail #161 - 4 branches
Polymascotfoamalate!
Feed it to the babies.
Polymascotfoamalate!
Or as a topping on Soured Cream!
Polymascotfoamalate! Helping America Ingenuitize the Future across the globe!