Charlie: uuuhhh…. Hey alastor? I think dads doing it again….
Alastor: hm? *Looks over to Lucifer to see him completely spaced out staring off into the void*
Angel: Does anyone else think he looks kinda like a statue when he’s like this? only he’s not naked and standing in a museum….
Alastor: hello? *starts knocking on Lucifers head* Lucifer you’re ruminating again.
Lucifer: HUH!? Hm?? No I’m not.
Alastor: really?
Lucifer: ………………Okay yeah I was… *quickly runs through his coping strategies* Okay! sorry guys. What did I miss???
Husk: ….I think he’s less of a statue and more like a fucked up wind-up toy…
Lucifer: Wait we were talking about wind-up toys????











