Try-Outs for the WWE
Rumors are great, aren’t they? Stories that may or may not (usually not) be true. Too bad they normally get everyone involved into trouble they are never prepared to deal with.
There was one rumor (actually, there were two or three) surrounding two girls. Let’s just call them Girl 1 and Girl 2, for convenience sake.
I’m not sure which rumor was true, if any of them, but I do know it resulted in Girl 1 dropping a “diss track” about Girl 2.
Fast forward a couple days to a Friday afternoon in gym class when things come to a head: Girls 1 and 2 start arguing until Girl 1 shoves Girl 2. Girl 2 walks off, sits down, pulls out a book, and proceeds to ignore Girl 1.
Girl 1 does not take too kindly to this.
Girl 1 takes a lap around the gym, her friends start hyping her up even more, she ties her hair up, she’s ready to go.
When Girl 1 makes it back around to Girl 2 and proclaims, “Get up and fight me, bitch.”
I have to give it up to Girl 2 with her deadpan response of, “This book is fucking great.”
You can imagine how well that went over.
Girl 1 starts beating on Girl 2 (who had remained seated the entire time). They trade blows (attempted blows on Girl 2′s part) for a bit before Girl 1 gets Girl 2 on her stomach, gets on her back, and pulls her into a choke hold.
The entire time, other students are filming this on their phones and cheering them on (did you expect anything else?).
The students eventually break it up before any of the coaches see or get involved (the layout of the gym makes it very easy for these things to happen).
It takes another week before the school resource officer sees the video of the fight and call the girls in.
There are only two things that I know that happened after the fight:
1. Girl 1 is now in alternative school (after the administrators debated charging her for attempted murder).
2. Girl 2 posted on Snapchat a little while after the videos of the fight circulated saying, “Little does she know, I like being choked.”
As getting the last word in goes, that one is pretty damn funny.















