#rumour asks

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Rumour has it...

If anyone else would like a rumour sent regarding one of their OCs then let me know. They don't take too much effort to write with one functioning arm and they're quite fun to do... No promises on how long it might take though.

[the-littlest-kojin]

I heard that Shio once drank three Garleans under a table. How can such a small frame fit so much sake in her I wonder...

"Let me dispel this rumour right now - it was five Garleans and a Hrothgar. I will not have this spurious accusation of being a lightweight thrown around! As for how - Kojin secret. The shells are hollow." (Shio pointedly ignores the fact that she does not have a shell.)

[angstyaches]

Rumor has it that Felix is a bit of a crybaby...

"What?" he cries, "That's not true! Who would say such a mean thing?!" He buries his face in his hands and sobs drily for a few moments, before peeking out from between his fingers with a giddy smile. "Was I convincing? Did - did the irony work?" 

[the-littlest-kojin]

I once heard in the streets of Ul'dah that the champion of the Bloodsands, Cemi the Titan had an affair with his rival.

"An affair? Other than the one of me laying her flat on her back in the arena, you mean? Ha! What a concept." (He absolutely did, he just is deflecting to save public face)

[the-littlest-kojin]

I once saw Shio attempting to smoke her pipe underwater! How does that even /work/???

"I was wondering if this one herb could burn underwater - it has a lot of other odd properties. Sadly, it did not work - it just dissolved once heat was applied."

[the-littlest-kojin]

I heard a rumour that Gologa spent a large amount of Gil on a dolly for Alba that had the same colour eyes and hair as her - and a tiny moonstone jewel in its forehead...

(Gologa was going to answer this one, but Alba pushed him aside)

"Nu-uh! She has green eyes and mine are blue!"

[the-littlest-kojin]

"I heard Nehir is the only person other than Lord Gaius to put Rhitatyn flat on his back!"

"Untrue - I was never able to knock Rhitahtyn down. The man was as unshakable physically as he was in his convictions."

[the-littlest-kojin]

"Now ye listen an' listen well-if'n ye ever come across a woman named 'Elucia', *run*. Somethin' ain't right about her. Too many men have entered her bed chambers. Too many haven't come back. An' those that do, be... different. Some say she's lurin' men in, seducing them an' usin' thier wealth to buy fantasias and other stuff. I've heard some say she's a voidsent. I'm nae too sure about that, but I am sure, she's *dangerous*."

"Why, the very idea of it! That I would lure men in for something as petty as coin. Do you think me completely unprincipled? I would never, in a million, million lifetimes, do something so base, darling. I must object most strenuously to this most heinous rumourmongering, and would like to discuss your sources."