#runetangclan

[swingsetindecember]

where a superhero with super strength moves into a new apartment with roommates and is trying to keep everything on the dl about their powers but they always end up breaking taps and cabinet doors. except their roommates are always like

“it’s fine, we lost the security deposit last month when wendy slipped in the shower and tore off the shower rod”

“it was because you tried to do a kick flip and went through the drywall”

“no, it was when steve sneezed and the blinds fell”

“this is a really shitty apartment, dave.”

“look who’s talking, you broke the toilet”

“allegedly”

[sixohthree]

sotheresthat replied to your post: on an unrelated note, i’ve been feeling like my...

My Schmidt’s randomly started giving me a rash after a year of using it and I’m hella annoyed at that because it’s really good.

venusianhag replied to your post: on an unrelated note, i’ve been feeling like my...

i use lavanila and i love it, tho sometimes it’s not strong enough for summer usage

runetangclan replied to your post: on an unrelated note, i’ve been feeling like my...

honestly I stopped a few years ago due to allergies. You go through a few days of detox where you smell terrible, but it stops. You kind of have to keep a nose out, but I don’t ever really smell bad and I keep a little thing of floral smelling oil in my purse just in case.

I love that we are bonding over deodorant! 

@sotheresthat I was using Old Spice before because men’s has usually worked better for me in the past. I really liked it too! Why would it/my body betray me!

@venusianhag I’ll check it out! What scents do you like?

@runetangclan I’ve thought about that but I also need antiperspirant which is the bigger problem for me bc I SWEAT. It’s not cute. My aunt likes to say we “glisten” but I’m not about that. The ladies of my family sweat! Thanks genes! I even used Certain Dri for a while in high school when I was playing a bunch of sports. 

[halffizzbin]

runetangclan replied to your photoset “I TOLD YOU I’D DO THE MARBLE NONSENSE  (anything to avoid thinking...”

Your nails are so long!

Yeah!!! I stopped ripping them off all the time because I was afraid the horrifying nail bed carnage would look unprofessional for job interviews. It’s still weird to be able to pick up small flat things or peel off labels :D

[swingsetindecember]

runetangclan replied to your post : i want your 6'1 fist to close over my head,...

You fist is 6'1"? How strong your arm must be to hold something so large!

my arm is weak because i never go to the gym and such i am cursed to have these useless hands

[swingsetindecember]

i want to be happy and excited for teen wolf but i am like, hold up, these receipts say otherwise. and my heart is like, no it’s fine but my brain is like, no, this is a a danger cupcake with murder icing

[swingsetindecember]

where a spy’s honeypot seduction doesn’t work because 1) the workplace has a sexual harassment hotline 2) the target hasn’t had a break all day and 3) the target is 100% behind in month end reporting that they don’t have time for whatever bullshit this suit is trying to pull with their insincere fake compliments and 4) the target has pen ink all over them so there’s no way that compliments wasn’t 100% sarcastic. thanks buddy - but i’m reporting you to hr

[flinnsey]

runetangclan replied to your post “Oh, but now I’m listening to 99 Luftballoons, which, holy shit, if you...”

German or English version?

Both. But usually the German version.