#rupd

[fancypanda]

One of my favorite facts about the Rutgers Police Department is that the ranking officer is named Kenneth B. Cop

[keepitcreepy]

A STORY

kevin called me last night all a flutter -- he met some uber cab driver with a thick russian accent and decided he was going to hook us up cuz my pussy has had a VACANCY sign over it for far too long. so he sent me some photos of him and told me to wear something "kissable" to dark room on saturday. i told him my plan was to cover myself in crows and a shroud, "i'm literally wearing a shroud, kevin". 

so the russian guy texted me, i immediately asked for nudes. he didn't have any.. then he asked me if i've ever tried a glory hole. 

kevin thinks all of this is hilarious and i think kevin is hilarious and i hopE The Russian shows up on saturday. i'll punch a hole thru my stomach and then he can suck his own dick thru it. 

COME TO DARK ROOM THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AT THE STUD

[radfordmemes]

This pretty much sums up RUPD -B

[wheninradford-blog]

Whenever I get a phone call from the Alert System

I'm just like:

[wheninradford-blog]

Whenever I walk across campus drunk and see RUPD

I'm just like: 

[wheninradford-blog]

After getting a call from RUPD about armed suspects near me

I'm just like:

[beckachoo]

Working in the rain tomorrow, and we are NOT allowed to use umbrellas. COOL