#rvb 16x2

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Tucker: “What are you gonna do, shoot the weather with bullets?”

Sarge:

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Red vs Blue S16:E2 thoughts

FIRST MEMBER SPOILERS BELOW

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• Another Pelican bites the dust

• According to Sarge, Grif’s canon weight is roughly 350 lbs

• Caboose trying to roast Grif with a yo momma joke

• Should have taken the ominous woods my dude

• Grif, you little shit, I knew you cut off Jensen deliberately!

• You know, now that I think about it, what if Grif was trying so hard to avoid an incendiary incident that would start them on an adventure and he thought Jensen was talking about Temples or UNFC shit going on but in actuality Chorus was just throwing them a party or something.

• Oh, Locus is still in contact with them. I hope that means we get to see him again this season.

• Can we talk about how Grif is so good at flying pelicans he can deliberately crash them without causing harm to his friends?

• Oh, hey Donut

• Wait. Is Donut the “deceased teammate” the episode summary was talking about????

• Donut is Jesus confirmed. Also, what’s with all the chemical black bags and gasoline can-looking things on the edge of the lake when Donut is walking on water? 🤔

• “Quit gagging on us, Donut” did Sarge just throw a sexual innuendo out there for Donut

• “Roll credits were done.” Not as done as that pizza place. Rip.

• Calm down there RvB, you’re starting to dip into Supernatural’s plot.

• Portal guns for everyone!

• Out of all the people to send to fix the past, God chose the people who are the most likely to fuck it up even more to go.

• “These donut holes are tight! They can only fit two grown men at once!” Yep, he’s legit.

• “What are you gonna do, shoot the weather with bullets?” This is Sarge we’re talking about, Tucker. Of course he is.

• Sarge stop trying to marry crazy psycho bitches

• BAMF!Donut for the save

• Ok so we got the following team ups:

- Caboose & Lopez

- Tucker & Sis

- Grif & Doc (and huggin’s which I wonder if that will cause any issues since the max is 2 people)

- Sarge & Simmons

This getting more and more interesting and we’re only on episode 2 I’m so excited!