#rvb matchups

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Can I get a RVB matchup?

I'm a 5"3 female with brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to work on cars, hunt, train horses, and have cats and dogs. I spend most of my time working outdoors and prefer to stay to myself.

I match you with Lopez! After seeing you take a crack at fixing the newly-totaled Warthog for the first time, Lopez refuses to let anybody but you do any maintenance work on him. Period. If it has to be anybody messing with his wires, he’d much rather take a bet on some new random mechanic than Sarge. After enough times reattaching his head, and consequently ending up in the same places trying to get any kind of alone time away from the Reds, you come to a kind of mutual friendship/understanding. You fix him up, he shows you new places around the gulch to escape to by yourself, it works out for a while. More than a while really, seeing how often he gets his head blown off. And, well, before he knows it he’s gotten attached to you. You don’t suffocate him like the others. Unlike Simmons you actually know what you’re talking about when you crack open the Warthog, and in a valley full of insufferably loud and virtually unavoidable idiots you are a breath of fresh air. Or, a quart of clean antifreeze, I guess? He thinks it’s cute that your hair and eyes match his armor, and how much smaller you are than him, and will often make little comments about it under his breath that you (probably) don’t understand. He’s happy to set up a workshop out back of the base while you work on the Warthog together- his version of a date, you could say- and is excellent at reading when you just need to be alone for a while. He’ll listen to you talk about the animals you have back home, promptly bully you (affectionately) in Spanish if you screw up with one of the horses, and overall you are one of the few people he enjoys being around. As long as you don’t try and use his head for some hunting target practice, that is. Oh, and his favorite nickname to throw around for you is Mi pequeña/Mi pequeña mecanica- My little/my little mechanic. (apologies for the use of google translate lol) If he can avoid it, he’ll never tell you what it means. He thinks you’re a little bit of a badass to, but he won’t explain that either.

[kittytehe]

Hi could I get an Rvb match up?? Im short and curvy in the hips (about 5’1), short very flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. I have a but of muscle in my arms and a tattoo. Im blind as a bat but I love to draw, cook, and tinkering. Southern accent can be thick sometimes but it comes out worse when Im upset. I hope thats enough 😊 and I love your writing!!

I match you with…Sarge! (I honestly was about to match you with Grif as well)

I have a feeling you two wouldn’t get along at first, since it seems like you may appear as the more, authority type to him. And I’m not kidding, he would flat out probably think he needs to one up you, unless you’re cooking. He would have to admit that he enjoyed when you two would make some contact, since he finds you appealing, (and depending on what and where your tattoo is he’ll probably like looking at it). He finds your southern accent interesting, and it was a surprise to him when you got upset for the first time. Sarge would be grateful that you obviously give enough potential to be in the “army”, y’know since he probably still thinks he’s fighting a war. If you brought your art supplies with you he’d love to take a look at them, and he’d probably ask you to help Lopez and him with the warthog.  

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Red vs Blue is gonna be my main focus for right now though.

r6s, halo (all games), halo (show), rvb, doom, brooklyn 99, firefly (show), subject to change. • [ WRITING ] oneshots, multi chapter stories, imagines, character matchups*, headcanons,

feel free to request something if you’d like. main no-gos are anything illegal, pro-shippy, relating to pregnancy, abusive, generally questionable, all that. i also just might not do it bc. the matchup idea from @/lesbiaseagull*

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[kittytehe]

Hi! Can I get a matchup please? Im a 22yr old bisexual girl, white with hispanic descent, and dark blonde w blue eyes. I tend to mother my friends but also am the most impulsive and reckless of us. Breaking the law is nbd and I'll go too far if it might be fun. I am also nerdy, play dnd, and study quantum physics for fun, but i also love working on cars and making gadgets out of junk. I am a decent artist with many mediums and am optimistic but with a dark sense of humor.(tysm i love ur blog <3)

Between RvB and Overwatch, I’m going to do RvB since I’ve gotten so many Overwatch requests.

I match you with Simmons! 

He is a total nerd and would love to play dnd with you. He would probably really like your eyes. You two would probably be bad for each other, considering you’re reckless, and he isn’t into really into getting into danger, but for some reason, he feels drawn to you. He’ll try and stay out of your breaking the law business, but sometimes he can’t help but get dragged into it, but he doesn’t mind TOO much. He’ll enjoy discussing quantum physics with you and could probably talk about it with you for hours. Even though he also isn’t super skilled at mechanics, he’ll help you gather to tools to work on a vehicle or help you find the peaces to create something together. He likes your art and sometimes he doesn’t like your optimum but he knows it’s needed in the shit hole of a base they are in. That is until you decide to bring in your dark humor.