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they/them [] free for all of so-so fanfiction dumpster [] not even going to lie to you this is 100% self indulgent x readers im sorry [] my main is @justanotherfanartist so if you interact with me here and get a flood of notes under that irl it's just me sayin thanks [] requests open!!

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• [ BIO ] they / them. i write sometimes. this is merely a side blog to dump my fanfiction. gonna make it pretty clear when something is NSFW (and it will only ever be mild so) I don’t have to worry about minors. so hi guys have fun.

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Red vs Blue is gonna be my main focus for right now though.

r6s, halo (all games), halo (show), rvb, doom, brooklyn 99, firefly (show), subject to change. • [ WRITING ] oneshots, multi chapter stories, imagines, character matchups*, headcanons,

feel free to request something if you’d like. main no-gos are anything illegal, pro-shippy, relating to pregnancy, abusive, generally questionable, all that. i also just might not do it bc. the matchup idea from @/lesbiaseagull*

[ m y t a g -> c o r d e w r i t e s ]

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apologies to anyone who has sent in a request they should be done by Friday!

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

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are matchups still open? if they are, do you have any rules or info needed in a matchup? :0

matchups are indeed still open! been thinking about making some sort of info guide, seems like a good time now I guess stuff that is super helpful for me, or the requireds :) - the fandom (<- will randomly assign you one if you don’t specify) - gender, pronouns, that kind of thing - your sexuality or the gender(s) you want to be considered for the matchup -polyamorous or monogamous - your personality, hobbies, and things you like - a general physical description of yourself - traits you like in yourself and in a partner - dealbreakers aka stuff that you really really do/don’t need in a partner stuff that you can include if you want to, but isn’t required or anything :D - name - zodiac sign/personality number or other code indicator - music you like (this one is just fun for me. tbh) - extra tidbits or more details go crazyinsane if you want - basically anything else *note. really as long as I know the fandom and like a couple sentences worth of self description I can make probably make it work so yeah you don’t have to write a bunch of you dont wanna

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but they don't care about the burnout. everyone is burnt out, they tell me. who isn't burnt out!

the good news is they don't say depression is a choice as much anymore, but the symptoms for burn out and depression are so hand-in-hand that they are mirror images of each other. but depression is serious. you're not depressed, you're just whiny. they barely change the script - don't be lazy! burn out is for people with real problems. burn out can be resolved with some fun candles and a day off work. burn out only happens in adults - no kid can be burnt out, after all; they've barely even had a life to live!

do you have a roof over your head and a steady job? you're not burnt out. so what if every night you wake up with a panic attack frothing inside your chest. you're lucky your problems are small. get back into plants or into yoga. shut up about it.

rich people get burnt out and go to fancy places. they get burnt out in their fancy offices with their real-people problems. they get burnt out and hire an assistant to help them never burn out again. you don't have the money to burn out. you don't have the two weeks to recover in a local spa. the job you come back to will still be stressful and hard.

you find yourself often wondering - does nobody remember about the pandemic? it seems almost like a joke or a punchline. being burnt-out was okay "during" the pandemic. now that people are back to ignoring covid, burnout is just-an-excuse again.

you google how to know if it's seasonal affective disorder or burnout. you google how to know if it's anxiety or it's burnout from working. you google how to know if my depression is back or i'm burning out badly.

coming back from burnout just leaves you covered in ashes, not new growth. you struggle to get back basics, and then - you're just supposed to get back up and keep going. every day the amount of tasks you are able to do seems to dwindle even further - where does the time go? why is everything moving so-fast-and-yet-so-slow?

my therapist and i were talking about how many people had latent mental illnesses that were triggered by the pandemic. how depression can be environmental and situational. i am annoyingly logic-driven about my own recovery - i like to be sure i'm working on the "right" thing. i tell her i feel like i'm lying. that it just might be burnout, and i need to stop complaining. she asks me what words come to mind when i think of burning.

oh, i guess i see.

we casually ignore the violence of being left empty.

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we casually

ignore the violence of

being left empty.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[femmevender]

goodnight boobs goodnight breasts goodnight tits goodnight chests

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btw I’ll do poly matchups to

[kosmogrl]

[no-psi-nan]

[halcydn-deactivated20151101]

Reblog if you write fan fiction

Doesn’t matter if you write in a frequent basis, or once in a blue moon, just how many of us are there?

[riderkaitlyn5]

Guilty

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Can I get a RVB matchup?

I'm a 5"3 female with brown hair and hazel eyes. I like to work on cars, hunt, train horses, and have cats and dogs. I spend most of my time working outdoors and prefer to stay to myself.

I match you with Lopez! After seeing you take a crack at fixing the newly-totaled Warthog for the first time, Lopez refuses to let anybody but you do any maintenance work on him. Period. If it has to be anybody messing with his wires, he’d much rather take a bet on some new random mechanic than Sarge. After enough times reattaching his head, and consequently ending up in the same places trying to get any kind of alone time away from the Reds, you come to a kind of mutual friendship/understanding. You fix him up, he shows you new places around the gulch to escape to by yourself, it works out for a while. More than a while really, seeing how often he gets his head blown off. And, well, before he knows it he’s gotten attached to you. You don’t suffocate him like the others. Unlike Simmons you actually know what you’re talking about when you crack open the Warthog, and in a valley full of insufferably loud and virtually unavoidable idiots you are a breath of fresh air. Or, a quart of clean antifreeze, I guess? He thinks it’s cute that your hair and eyes match his armor, and how much smaller you are than him, and will often make little comments about it under his breath that you (probably) don’t understand. He’s happy to set up a workshop out back of the base while you work on the Warthog together- his version of a date, you could say- and is excellent at reading when you just need to be alone for a while. He’ll listen to you talk about the animals you have back home, promptly bully you (affectionately) in Spanish if you screw up with one of the horses, and overall you are one of the few people he enjoys being around. As long as you don’t try and use his head for some hunting target practice, that is. Oh, and his favorite nickname to throw around for you is Mi pequeña/Mi pequeña mecanica- My little/my little mechanic. (apologies for the use of google translate lol) If he can avoid it, he’ll never tell you what it means. He thinks you’re a little bit of a badass to, but he won’t explain that either.

[raimervb]

temple,

(bsf just means bestfriend)

[raimervb]

a scene from The Bargain by RiaTheDreamer because i am in love with the fic so so so so so so much @riathedreamer

and heres the link if youre curious!

[rvblabyrinth]

It’s just Temple. That’s literally Temple & his freezer or whatever.

[ironinkpen]

writers:

break up your paragraphs. big paragraphs are scary, your readers will get scared

fuuuuck epithets. “the other man got up” “the taller woman sat down” “the blonde walked away” nahhh. call them by their names or rework the sentence. you can do so much better than this (exception: if the reader doesn’t know the character(s) you’re referring to yet, it’s a-okay to refer to them by an identifying trait)

blunette is not a thing

new speaker, new paragraph. please.

“said” is such a great word. use it. make sweet love to it. but don’t kill it

use “said” more than you use synonyms for it. that way the use of synonyms gets more exciting. getting a sudden description of how a character is saying something (screaming, mumbling, sighing) is more interesting that way.

if your summary says “I suck at summaries” or “story better than summary” you’re turning off the reader, my dude. your summary is supposed to be your hook. you gotta own it, just like you’re gonna own the story they’re about to read

follow long sentences w short ones and short ones w long ones. same goes for paragraphs

your writing is always better than you think it is. you just think it’s bad because the story’s always gonna be predicable to the one who’s writing it

i love u guys keep on trucking

[nctinmotion]

Source: This

[butterflypeaflowertea]

beloved is such a good endearment. it’s like so intensely loving, so tender, so succinct & to-the-point. beloved! one who is much loved (by me!)

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: date night headcanons

— - Connie

She’s almost always stressed out. Worrying about herself, missions, training, the leaderboard- everything.

Date night is her chance to relax, and she makes sure the atmosphere is perfectly calm and inviting every single time.

Usually, you’ll spend the night in her quarters, with dimmed lights and soft music of her choice (somehow, you always end up liking the song)

often you end up sprawled over her bed, talking about anything and everything

be it stupid things like what the best color for armor is, how many shots could 479er take before she passed out, is flying a Pelican really that hard,

or sharing what you remember from your childhoods and working through your problems together

she loves the relaxation and quality time, and the feeling that you’re actually paying attention to her, and that for once she’s not just there in the background.

and she always manages to slip you a little gift at the end.

notes, small trinkets that remind her of you, if any of her equipment breaks she sometimes gives you the pieces if any of them look pretty.

she can never understate how seen you make her feel, and she tries to make the night perfect for you in a million little ways.