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some kind of post 13 church lives au where they stay on chorus, the specifics don’t matter
church and tucker are out at some kind of party or meeting or event that for whatever reason is outdoors and they’re about to head home. church is taking his time saying goodbye while tucker is rushing them a little bit. church is annoyed bc it's usually the exact opposite, with tucker wanting to stay out and church begging them to please hurry the fuck up and leave already. so maybe he’s luxuriating in making tucker have to wait for once. but church reaches his limit for socialness pretty soon anyway, so they head out. getting home is taking longer than either of them expected, though. and tucker is just miserable and antsy and bitching about going faster the whole time, and church is needling him because he thinks it’s funny.
tucker's finally like "hey can we just stop somewhere" and church gets mad because motherfucker YOU were the one who wanted to get home so bad this drive is already taking forever we're in the middle of nowhere where would we even fucking stop--
and tucker is just like "fine, whatever! i guess i'll fucking wait!" and goes uncharacteristically quiet for the rest of the ride, only really huffing and fidgeting in his seat.
FINALLY they get back to their homes/bases/whatever and church drops the car back off with the reds (tucker whines about being let off at home first and church bitches that their place is literally farther why would i drive there first) and tucker leaps out of the car and is dragging church along back to their place until church stops him and is like
"dude. what’s your problem."
tucker just stares at him for a second before blowing up, "what do you MEAN what’s my problem? i have to fucking. piss??? i’ve had to for hours?????"
and church goes. oh. i forgot you did that. and tucker doesn’t even have time to react to how fucking stupid that is he just keeps dragging church home.
but church starts to think about it as they’re walking/running home, how stupid it is that humans have so many waste products, it’s honestly so stupid, and inefficient, and gross, and honestly kind of funny, and maybe a little. hot? so when they get home church has the funniest fucking idea ever.
as tucker lets go of him to run to the bathroom he grabs tucker. tucker starts to yell but he just kisses him, and that shuts tucker up for a second bc that always shuts tucker up for a second, because tucker is just so, so happy that kissing church is something that he does now.
that second ends, and tucker pulls away, but he can't help but smile a little and say "okay, yeah, i missed you too but i have to go to the— mmpphhh.." as church kisses him again and pushes him against the wall. and as church’s tongue snakes down his throat and church’s thigh rubs up between his legs, and as his hands get pinned above his head and his hips get pressed to the wall, as he forgets for a moment how badly he needed to get home, as his horny ass mind is just filled with fuck, yes, this is awesome.
...until church leans too much body weight against his stomach and pushes into his bladder and WOW tucker is glad that he’s got a semi and can dismiss whatever dribbles just leaked out as being precum. he starts wrestling his hands from church and pulling his mouth away (church immediately latches onto his neck) babbling, "fuck, dude, this is awesome but please i really really need to go can we, can we pick this up in like five, in like two minutes so i can just—" and then he notices church is shaking a little bit, and making little noises against his neck, and is he… laughing? motherFUCKER dude is this on purpose????
church is full on giggling as he presses a palm against tuckers stomach. tucker curses and shoves him off and curses some more, calling church every synoynym for asshole he can think of. church doubles over laughing and tucker wants to be so fucking mad at him, but then church looks up at him and he sees the expression church is making. its not just immature glee at his dumb prank going right; theres a hunger there, as he bites his lip, as his eyebrows furrow, as his pupils dilate, narrowing in on tucker. and tucker knows this look. its the look that says church has ideas, has some elaborate sadistic scheme thats going to leave tucker absolutely fucking ruined (and with like five new kinks that could never be reproduced). its a look of pure evil. tucker fucking loves this look.
except right now its just confusing him, because what the fuck about this was getting church like that? like, sure, slamming tucker into the wall and making fun of him was hot as hell, but he does that all the time. why is he getting worked up about it now? did he actually like that tucker has to—oh, right, shit,
tucker doesnt have much time to worry about that because oh GOD he has to go so fucking bad so he runs to the bathroom with church watching him go like a lion watching its prey
I still dont know what do do for week one of rvbkinktober on my knees shaking and scrabbling for what to pick.
I know while writing the ideas will change a lot (i’m mid northwash section and already so far in that wash / mainewash might get a prompt of their own maybe) but i can not for the life of me pick one. Agh.
caboose fucking church nice and slow, holding him close and tight and never wanting to let go, and church is embarrassed and uncomfortable with the intimacy but caboose keeps kissing him and so he’s just grumbling about it. until this goes on long enough that church has to pee now. and he tries to use this as an opportunity to tell caboose to wrap it up and escape but caboose knows his tricks and is like noo. it’s okay. :). and keeps doing what he was doing. but, uh, well, this keeps going on and church really has to go, actually, the way caboose is holding him tight putting pressure on his bladder and the way they’re bouncing sloshing him about. so he starts whining and complaining and squirming but literally nothing is cuter than a whiny church and the way he’s squirming feels so good so caboose just holds him tighter, figures out the exact angle to thrust upwards to hit church’s bladder the right way and make him whine and screech even harder, maybe even pulls church’s legs apart when he tries to squeeze them together to really put him on display for caboose. and church is so embarrassed about how caboose is cooing at him about how cute he is, and even more about how good it feels whenever caboose slams into him or squeezes him stomach, even as he’s yelping and cursing caboose out he’s so unbelievably turned on.
and eventually church is like fuck seriously caboose i can’t. i can’t hold it you need to let me go and caboose is like unmmmmmmmm. it’s okay. and church is like. what the fuck do you mean it’s okay??? and caboose responds by putting so much pressure on his bladder and fucking up into him hard and. tickling him. and church screeches and starts panicking as caboose kisses at him and goes harder and harder and harder until church is begging for relief and just can’t hold it anymore and spills all over both of them. and caboose holds him tight and lazily thrusts against him as church tries to hide in shame as his bladder is emptied. and after theyre both covered in piss church is like. why. and caboose is like well. you liked it a lot :). and church can’t really argue because he did also cum. so he’s just like. just hurry up and finish so we can go shower.