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I'm Ted! 20s, autistic, rvb special interest rn (He/Him) Ao3 is Onlymostydead

[autisdicksimmons]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Day 14 of Rvbkinktober: Warthog | Cockwarming!

Fic Summary:

“Doc managed to grow weed in Donut’s garden— actual weed. Marijuana. The devil’s lettuce—which had turned into making brownies which wouldn’t destroy anyone’s lungs (Simmons was such an uptight ass about things like that), which had turned into—

Well, had turned into Simmons being anything but an uptight ass, in his lap, in the warthog parked in the shade.”

@rvbkinktober

[umagulch-heaven]

fluffy grimmons doodle

[threedollarsdotcom]

STOP!!! telling me to change my lifestyle ive had ENOUGH!!!! of people teling me to "drop it" or asking "whats in your mouth". I VE GOT THANGS TO DO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!1!1!!!!!!

[mehodonnell]

Geeks in love by lemon demon ahhh

[zeffdakilla]

[house-of-candies]

[shouldtheydivorce]

Should Dick Simmons and Dexter Grif divorce?

Yes, absolutely

No, their love is forever

No, they're perfect for each other (derogatory)

They should divorce remarry and divorce again that's how divorced they should be

I don't know these characters but they look cute together

I don't know these characters but they should divorce

I have zero opinion on their relationship status

Voting ended onJul 21

Reason:

I love them, but also they give "toxic marriage, divorced and separated for 10 year, fell in love again but wholesome this time" and also it'd be funny

[terkaterr]

ah doing ma thing just like god int- (remembers im atheist) just like the universe intend- (remembers i don't believe in determinism) just like noone and nothing intended ever. doin ma thang fucking unpredictable style

[fonixen-vibes]

sharing my truth

[numartian]

war simulation with mama

[privtucker]

i ate half a bar of shrooms

[numartian]

having to feed myself the sarge crumbs i desire

[numartian]

thing 1 and thing 2

[syn4k]

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

[syn4k]

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

[succubusboyfriend]

are you “adaptable” or are you just willing to subject yourself to existing in low key background-level ambient misery

[succubusboyfriend]

these are different things btw. actual adaptability means not dealing with being miserable long term. and being constantly mildly annoyed/frustrated with a situation but being “able to deal with it” counts as ambient misery. btw.

[succubusboyfriend]

let this be your sign to make your life just a little more livable. get a dollar store trash can for your bedside so Cup City’s invasion plans fall through. block a tag or post that makes you grind your teeth every time you see it. get some grip pads so your bed stops sliding across the hardwood a little bit every time you get in it. tell that person you need a little more support. if you get annoyed at a situation more than a couple times, change it. don’t be content with being miserable.

[demonprincex]

and the more that you start doing this, the better you will get at detecting your own feelings and advocating for yourself! This is an important start to being more of a person in the world if you struggle with that

[nikoriis]

scrapped painting,, thought i might as well post it

[nikoriis]

i want to put my thoughts behind this: this was supposed to be a piece for pride month, titled "you were loved". the sky is the color of the aroace flag (just upside down)!

basically, i wanted to show an aroace person — an old aroace person, to be precise. being aroace myself, i am always told that i will forever be lonely and miserable if i don't get a partner. so showing grace, who is aroace to me, as old and happy and fulfilled and oh so loved by his best friend, was really important to me <3

[churchofchurch]

Do you guys think that one of the reasons Church left the main squad with Carolina for that brief period of time was because he knew he was a failing AI and was trying to make it easier for the group when he officially could not work anymore, or am I just sad