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some kind of post 13 church lives au where they stay on chorus, the specifics don’t matter
church and tucker are out at some kind of party or meeting or event that for whatever reason is outdoors and they’re about to head home. church is taking his time saying goodbye while tucker is rushing them a little bit. church is annoyed bc it's usually the exact opposite, with tucker wanting to stay out and church begging them to please hurry the fuck up and leave already. so maybe he’s luxuriating in making tucker have to wait for once. but church reaches his limit for socialness pretty soon anyway, so they head out. getting home is taking longer than either of them expected, though. and tucker is just miserable and antsy and bitching about going faster the whole time, and church is needling him because he thinks it’s funny.
tucker's finally like "hey can we just stop somewhere" and church gets mad because motherfucker YOU were the one who wanted to get home so bad this drive is already taking forever we're in the middle of nowhere where would we even fucking stop--
and tucker is just like "fine, whatever! i guess i'll fucking wait!" and goes uncharacteristically quiet for the rest of the ride, only really huffing and fidgeting in his seat.
FINALLY they get back to their homes/bases/whatever and church drops the car back off with the reds (tucker whines about being let off at home first and church bitches that their place is literally farther why would i drive there first) and tucker leaps out of the car and is dragging church along back to their place until church stops him and is like
"dude. what’s your problem."
tucker just stares at him for a second before blowing up, "what do you MEAN what’s my problem? i have to fucking. piss??? i’ve had to for hours?????"
and church goes. oh. i forgot you did that. and tucker doesn’t even have time to react to how fucking stupid that is he just keeps dragging church home.
but church starts to think about it as they’re walking/running home, how stupid it is that humans have so many waste products, it’s honestly so stupid, and inefficient, and gross, and honestly kind of funny, and maybe a little. hot? so when they get home church has the funniest fucking idea ever.
as tucker lets go of him to run to the bathroom he grabs tucker. tucker starts to yell but he just kisses him, and that shuts tucker up for a second bc that always shuts tucker up for a second, because tucker is just so, so happy that kissing church is something that he does now.
that second ends, and tucker pulls away, but he can't help but smile a little and say "okay, yeah, i missed you too but i have to go to the— mmpphhh.." as church kisses him again and pushes him against the wall. and as church’s tongue snakes down his throat and church’s thigh rubs up between his legs, and as his hands get pinned above his head and his hips get pressed to the wall, as he forgets for a moment how badly he needed to get home, as his horny ass mind is just filled with fuck, yes, this is awesome.
...until church leans too much body weight against his stomach and pushes into his bladder and WOW tucker is glad that he’s got a semi and can dismiss whatever dribbles just leaked out as being precum. he starts wrestling his hands from church and pulling his mouth away (church immediately latches onto his neck) babbling, "fuck, dude, this is awesome but please i really really need to go can we, can we pick this up in like five, in like two minutes so i can just—" and then he notices church is shaking a little bit, and making little noises against his neck, and is he… laughing? motherFUCKER dude is this on purpose????
church is full on giggling as he presses a palm against tuckers stomach. tucker curses and shoves him off and curses some more, calling church every synoynym for asshole he can think of. church doubles over laughing and tucker wants to be so fucking mad at him, but then church looks up at him and he sees the expression church is making. its not just immature glee at his dumb prank going right; theres a hunger there, as he bites his lip, as his eyebrows furrow, as his pupils dilate, narrowing in on tucker. and tucker knows this look. its the look that says church has ideas, has some elaborate sadistic scheme thats going to leave tucker absolutely fucking ruined (and with like five new kinks that could never be reproduced). its a look of pure evil. tucker fucking loves this look.
except right now its just confusing him, because what the fuck about this was getting church like that? like, sure, slamming tucker into the wall and making fun of him was hot as hell, but he does that all the time. why is he getting worked up about it now? did he actually like that tucker has to—oh, right, shit,
tucker doesnt have much time to worry about that because oh GOD he has to go so fucking bad so he runs to the bathroom with church watching him go like a lion watching its prey
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Day 14 of Rvbkinktober: Warthog | Cockwarming!
Fic Summary:
“Doc managed to grow weed in Donut’s garden— actual weed. Marijuana. The devil’s lettuce—which had turned into making brownies which wouldn’t destroy anyone’s lungs (Simmons was such an uptight ass about things like that), which had turned into—
Well, had turned into Simmons being anything but an uptight ass, in his lap, in the warthog parked in the shade.”
Hi everyone! Got way too busy with irl stuff to keep making those cute day to day announcements or check the tags/activity. Hope everyone's still been having fun with it!
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Rvbkinktober Day 3 came late: Helmet Cam | Mirror (sex)
Fic Summary:
“Grif’s known that Simmons has a… complicated relationship with himself for a long time. Only recently, in retirement on Iris, is he able to try to get Simmons to see his side of things.”
Or, Simmons hates himself and they fuck about it that’s it that’s the fic. Who knew having COVID would free up my time to write porn this much
If you need some inspiration, the wheel today gave:
Greyballina for the ship. General Kmball, really? With two of your subordinates? What a scandal, General... Well, I'm sure the ladies are happy to help keep it quiet for you.
Palomo, now that's a guy who's eager to please. I don't think Tucker would really take advantage of that, but maybe Palomo wishes he would? A little crush, a fantasy about your C.O.? Who hasn't been there?
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Chapter 2 is up for rvbkinktober day 8: Codpiece!
Chapter Summary:
“Simmons glanced at him up and down, but did sit. “Aren’t you at least going to take off the rest of your armor?”
“And just leave my codpiece on like some kind of fucked up superhero? Yeah right.” He dropped to his knees in front of him. “Besides, power armor is basically like kneeling on a pillow.”
Happy day 10! Today's prompt is Capture, and the alternate prompt is spanking. Seems like today is a good day for punishment~
If you need some inspiration, the wheel today gave:
We finally got Grimmons. Most popular ship on Ao3! Everyone knows their classic capture scene, right? With Grif being such a terrible prisoner, I think Simmons needs to be a little more proactive in his punishments. A little spanking would be sure to sort him out.
Epsilon Tex for the character. Capture? How about capture unit? We know Epsilon had a human body in that thing, only follow that Tex would too. Tex exploring her body and all its functions for the first time, maybe using it on some of the Reds and Blues. I'm sure Church would love to volunteer.
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Welcome to day 1! Or, no, sorry, day 24. Wait, that's not right either-- oh! It's day 9, and the prompt is Time Travel! With the alternate prompt being virginity. Looks like we're heading back to the past today-- or, for those less experienced, the future?
If you need some inspiration, the wheel today gave:
Flyoming! Out of all the Freelancers, these two would definitely be the ones to use their high tech weaponry for freaky sex. And listen, I know you're thinking, did you rig the wheel so that it would land on a Wyoming ship? And, obviously, I just used time travel to reset until I got him. Duh! But speaking of resetting to do something... Reggie using his time travel unit to reset himself, creating a bunch of time travel clones, using them to have an orgy of just himself and Butch. How fun~
Matthews! What a sweetheart. I could definitely see him being a virgin, and with him being so eager to please whoever he loses his virginity to would have to be so patient and gentle with him to make sure he's staying safe. Oorrrrr they could use it as the perfect chance for some corruption...
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Welcome to day 8! The prompt today is Codpiece, and the alternate prompt is lap dance. Let's get a good focus on the groins today, shall we?
If you need some inspiration, the wheel spins today were:
Simmons/Locus. That is. The funniest possible pairing to have pulled for this. I don't know how they ended up in this situation (a bet? a gift for Grif? some kind of elaborate undercover spy scenario?) but please. I need someone to write Simmons trying to give Locus a lap dance. I need the most sexless, uncomfortable strip tease of all time. From both of them. The awkwardest men in the world.
A less funny answer, Franklin Delano Donut~! That's a man who loves his codpieces. And laps! He's going to be giving extra special attention to cleaning his friend's and teammate's codpieces today. I'm sure they're all gonna appreciate it very much.
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this is my modern au churchnorth ive vaguely spoken about before on main. we're starting a little in media res here, i'll write the start of their relationship eventually but its not needed for here. uh the context you do need here is: north is cis; church is transmasc, and also fucking tex wash caboose and tucker bc this is literally the most self indulgent au possible. theyre both toxic individuals who engage in unhealthy behaviors 🙏💖. this isnt a fic as much as it is an infodump about the au but it IS horny
at this point in the timeline of the au north and church have been fucking for a while as a "just casual" thing. not even really "friends with benefits" bc they're not really friends outside of it. north would like this to change, bc he is very fond of church and every time theyre together he just grows fonder, but church is anathema to the idea of relationships even if he secretly feels the same way.
and this is how church is really with all of his partners. very clearly he has a significant emotional connection with each of them but that isnt talked about. no relationship stuff is ever really talked about, including sex. he is sooo used to partners who just kind of like. he needles them enough and they snap and rough him up and there isn’t really “communication” or “safe words” as much as “if you push church too far he’ll dissociate and go limp and silent and that’s the sign to stop.” church would rather you beat the shit out of him than make him talk about his feelings okay he can’t ADMIT that he WANTS things. you just need to be like tex and be able to read him better than he can read himself. it’s really not too much to ask that his partner knows exactly what he wants without him having to communicate it is it?
the thing is that the "needle until they snap" thing doesnt work with north bc 1) north would not snap in this way and 2) he rather likes things like “communication” and “safe words” and yes even “talking about your feelings.” so even though both church and north very badly want to do weird shit, north won’t just do it without communicating before hand and church won’t just say what he wants. so north has to be like. well until you can properly communicate no more sex. which on its own wouldn’t really bother church. he is a horndog here but he has other outlets for this. church is not exclusive with north nor would he ever want to be and he still maintains to himself that their relationship is purely sexual. so if north doesnt want to have sex anymore then oh well. hes not broken up about it (he is)
so north realizes that the only way to get church to admit he wants to do weird shit is to do other weird shit that denies him of the weird shit. because, sure, he'd like to just have an open and honest conversation but lets be so real for a second. north is just as insane as everyone else in this equation. ethical manipulative girlfriend core.
and. well. chastity belt.
"no more sex until you learn how to say with your words that you want me to tie you up and rail you. if you want me to take it off all you have to do is talk to me and tell me to take it off ”
but of course church is completely convinced he could outstubborn north. and maybe he could in most situations but “having full control over someone” is literally north’s dream scenario, so this is nowhere near as torturous to north as it is church. sure, he's not having sex either but
and it is torturous to church. his t-dick is just rubbing against the restraints everyday, driving him up the wall. and hes rubbing himself trying to get relief and just making it worse. just constantly at the edge and never able to get enough friction to get over it. or, well.
a thing about church is like. he's a bitch and he whines and he's combative and prone to hating authority but give him directive? He won't actually break it. like if north told him not to i don't think he would. he could easily get himself off when north isn’t around. its not actually that hard to get chastity belts off without the key. nor would it really be that to but. he’s not. he won’t. don’t mention it don’t question him
he likes to push right up against breaking the rules but just flat out breaking them isn’t any fun. which means that he’ll literally edge himself constantly like he’s doing it to himself. my guy.
"north said i’m not allowed to get off but he didn’t say i couldn’t make myself deliriously horny"
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Day 5 of rvbkinktober: Radio | Masturbation
I have to give credit to @b33galaxy for horny simmonsposting, idk if this is your jam but you def inspired it!
Summary:
“It had been a long, long day. So when it was finally time for Simmons to take his armor off for bed? He was ecstatic. Finally he’d be free from the confines of this—
caboose fucking church nice and slow, holding him close and tight and never wanting to let go, and church is embarrassed and uncomfortable with the intimacy but caboose keeps kissing him and so he’s just grumbling about it. until this goes on long enough that church has to pee now. and he tries to use this as an opportunity to tell caboose to wrap it up and escape but caboose knows his tricks and is like noo. it’s okay. :). and keeps doing what he was doing. but, uh, well, this keeps going on and church really has to go, actually, the way caboose is holding him tight putting pressure on his bladder and the way they’re bouncing sloshing him about. so he starts whining and complaining and squirming but literally nothing is cuter than a whiny church and the way he’s squirming feels so good so caboose just holds him tighter, figures out the exact angle to thrust upwards to hit church’s bladder the right way and make him whine and screech even harder, maybe even pulls church’s legs apart when he tries to squeeze them together to really put him on display for caboose. and church is so embarrassed about how caboose is cooing at him about how cute he is, and even more about how good it feels whenever caboose slams into him or squeezes him stomach, even as he’s yelping and cursing caboose out he’s so unbelievably turned on.
and eventually church is like fuck seriously caboose i can’t. i can’t hold it you need to let me go and caboose is like unmmmmmmmm. it’s okay. and church is like. what the fuck do you mean it’s okay??? and caboose responds by putting so much pressure on his bladder and fucking up into him hard and. tickling him. and church screeches and starts panicking as caboose kisses at him and goes harder and harder and harder until church is begging for relief and just can’t hold it anymore and spills all over both of them. and caboose holds him tight and lazily thrusts against him as church tries to hide in shame as his bladder is emptied. and after theyre both covered in piss church is like. why. and caboose is like well. you liked it a lot :). and church can’t really argue because he did also cum. so he’s just like. just hurry up and finish so we can go shower.
