I love StackExchange/Overflow.
OP, non expert in a certain field (or worse, a physicist): asks a perfectly reasonable question.
Answer: If you wish to get a crumb of a hint, first you must answer my riddles three
Answer: Well, since you can’t figure it out despite my obvious hint, I will explain in terms even you simpleton can understand. First, you are an utter fool, a cretin. How dare you call this thing that thing? Were you raised by wolves? Is that it? Do you eat raw meat off the floor? I bet you do. You disgust me.
[overly detailed explanation that makes you wonder if you ever learnt how to count to ten but that surprisingly makes sense after an hour of reading]
OP: I’m trying to do that in this way, to learn/as an exercise.
Answer: What? You stupid fuckhead you should never do that in the first place it’s not secure, rethink your entire program completely or I’ll eat your family alive.
OP: [new version of the code]
Answer: I will kill you. Doxxed, fried, and reported.
OP: hey I don’t understand [extremely specific situation].
Answer: here’s a totally legal link to a book published once 50 years ago. The answer is on page 6829. Good luck
