May 13, 2018
Ryan: Now, let's face it, I'm the most likely target, so I've already made up a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from twenty-six to just five.
Jack: Just in the city?
Ryan: Just in this building.
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Ryan: Now, let's face it, I'm the most likely target, so I've already made up a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from twenty-six to just five.
Jack: Just in the city?
Ryan: Just in this building.
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*sleeping in a bunk*
Ryan: Do you think pigeons have feelings?
Jack: I'm going to give you one more chance to shut the fuck up.
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Skye: Are we dating?
Jack: *choking on his drink* Wh-what?? No!
Skye: But you called me baby and sunshine this morning.
Jack: I call all my friends that.
Skye:
Jack:
Ryan: *in the distance with ugly tears* You never call ME either of those.
Skye: Why are you looking at me?
Jack: Why are YOU looking at ME?
Ryan: Why isn't anyone looking at me?
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Skye: Ryan, we need to have a chat about your professionalism.
Ryan: *standing on a table* Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
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Bella W: I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Ryan: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Bella W: Yes.
Ryan: ...Now I'm starting to feel bad for you.
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Ryan: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Ryan: Haha, just kidding. I've killed countless animals.
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