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me: two kitties in my house

me: two

me: kitties

me: i repeat: two kitties

me: THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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Loudly singing "Do You Hear The People Sing" so I don't have to listen to the Panera Bread commercial on TV

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I wrote this to my friend. 

I had a dream and you were in it

There was this birthday party in a big old house by the beach and folks were wandering all around and at the beach there started this little cave series that ended up going on for ages

And inside were wolves and other weird apparitions and if you went in you became entranced and at first it seemed like you'd never come out

You went in and got immediately entranced by the wolves to the left (looking in) of the entrance and were sitting on this slightly raised platform (smooth rock on top) and I got very worried because you were my only actual friend there and I was calling your name but you didn't ANSWER because you were so goddamn entranced

So eventually I said FUCK IT and went into the caves and was too busy shaking you and pulling on your arm to get entranced

But then I totally did and just wandered around looking at the awesome animals and I wandered so far back that I got lost and I was stuck at the entrance to a strange room full of maps that showed where each of the passages in the room went

Then I woke up

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In the French imagination, the Jewess was both saintly and sensual, maternal and singularly erotic. In the literature of Balzac and de Maupassant she was a courtesan, while in de Goncourt she was the buxom model of a Christian painter. Chateaubriand claimed that the Jewess's beauty was compensation to the becursed, humiliated Jewish man; Alexandre Dumas warned that the wily Jewess could, snake-like, loosen the morals of French society.

The Modern Jewish Girl's Guide to Guilt

I just cracked this open to see if it was worth keeping, and WHAT A THRILL THAT I DID

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I just really want to make this. I feel like it would fix this sore throat of mine T.T

Sadly I have no spirulina, nor do we have a rolling pin (how is this possible?!), also our house is supposed to be getting clean for showing it, but man. Who wants to have an Avatar cooking party? :D

Ryan, Ang— we can make flaming fire flakes?

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Today was a good day.

Bought a vintage 40s dress that fits amazingly, as well as a cherry red beret, and ate amazing cupcakes at the cutest shop with Ryanbro and Angface

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me: It's weird that the ring fits on so many different sized fingers

me: Hobbits

me: Men

me: Gollum

me: Sauron

Ryanbro: it's almost as if it was a magic ring

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Oh god, Strider is such a hilarious ass. (I really should watch more movies when I'm totally exhausted.)

In Bree: THROW FRODO UP THE STAIRS AND ON THE FLOOR, SUCK IT UP THAT'S NO TRINKET YOU CARRY

In the wild: GONNA LEAVE YOU INEXPERIENCED HOBBITS WHILE I CHECK STUFF OUT, SCREW TELLING YOU BASIC SURVIVAL TIPS, YOU'LL BE FINE WITH THESE SWORDS

In Rivendell: GOD FORBID THIS OTHER DUDE TOUCH MY BIRTHRIGHT THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT