Steve: Robin, I think I'm in love with Eddie.
Robin, shocked: You think what?
Steve: Hey! I don't remember being this judgemental when you told me you liked girls.
Robin: I'm not being judgemental because you think you're in love with another guy, I'm being judgemental because I thought you already knew you were in love with Eddie.
Steve: Oh.
Robin: Please don't tell me you really thought you and Eddie were acting platonic this whole time.
Steve: What else was I supposed to think? We're friends.
Robin: You were sitting on his lap last night when we were hanging out.
Steve, shrugs: We're affectionate, so what?
Robin: You have bruises on your neck because Eddie was using you as a chew toy!
Steve: He's got cuteness aggression sometimes.
Robin: YOU WERE BOTH MOANING, STEVE! IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
Steve: Oh.
