Flapper 26 - Ryan Siddall
Flapper 26 (last seen, Carlisle bus station) Flapper 26 comes dripping from the sky Like a fondue set from 1955 Feeling like a piece of bread on a stick I build up the courage and go over and talk to him Flapper 26 broke down on the motorway A hostage in the boot and a bomb in the glove box He ground to a halt with the wrong fuel in I don’t think fiestas run on cheese Flapper 26 sits there popping bubble wrap Edging in a grin with each and every perfect squeeze Life is good until the sheet runs out Someone book a taxi, he needs to get to Macro Flapper 26 sits counting up the chewing gum Lumps stuck there outside the dentist But Flapper doesn’t chew as he has no teeth Coz Flapper is an alien he came from a giant egg