#rythianism

[jittersbug]

@rythianism , it took a while (I procrastinate too much) but I finally made that poster for you! ((I did the art and the editing, so if anyone is gonna blame someone, hello hello! )) I hope such a low quality piece is worthy of such a fine religion. I wish only best by presenting this.

[churchofstrife]

To live in strife

Or to die without solutions.

Join the Church of Strife today for a life of science and awesomeness.

[churchofstrife]

The Nightwatcher, a Rythianism mod will be at MCM Comic con (May 28th's Yogmeet) Will havoc break out or will truce settle... I heard they're cosplaying a science member of the yogscast...

Apologies for the inordinate amount of time taken to reply to this message, but we have good news - High Priest Gold shall once again be attending the very same Yogmeet!

Pictures shall be posted nearer the time, for easy recognition. We look forward to your inevitable demise at our hands. >=)

@rythianism

[rythianism]

Leader Rich apologises

We're sorry we've been so inactive. Mage Exams have been seriously dragging us down and we've found no reasons to battle with a certain church. So we are trying to become more active with our time slots. The nightwatcher will be your light in the dark, Serge will care for your troubles and I am here for you no matter what. And no matter what, we love you! And so does our great leader. If you ever need advice from the leaders we're here to help. Thank you, Rich signing off.

[churchofstrife]

/whispers/ you and rythianism should kiss.

We’ve been over this, and the answer is NO. >=(

[rythianism]

WE HAVE BROUGHT THE FIRE @churchofstrife NOW YOU WILL BURN.

WITNESS THE RYTHIANISM 2015 MIXTAPE OF DOOOOOOOOOM

featuring such classics as: The Church Sucks, Fire Fire, Rich’s Harmonica solo and Rythian For Lyfe (the waltz)

thank you

[churchofstrife]

Merry Strifemas!

Today is not only the wonderful day of Strifemas, but also the day our great Church was born! That’s right, this blog was created a year ago today, and it’s still going strong. Thank you to all of our loyal followers for staying with us!

To celebrate, we will be accepting questions not only to the leaders of the Church, but the people behind them. Feel free to send in any inquiries you may have about anything you can think of, in character or out!

But most importantly, we wish you all a very Merry Strifemas, and a Parvy New Year... yes, even you filthy heathens over at @rythianism.

~High Priest Gold (Geo)

[churchofstrife]

Did you know that rythianism doesn't need petty 'soulutions' because they are not based off a flawed concept (science)

Everyone needs solutions even if you have a foolish belief like science is a “flawed” concept or “magic” is a “good” thing. You’ll eventually run into a problem that requires a solution of some kind and that’s what Strife aims to provide. We, The Church, can offer some solutions but we mainly aim to spread the good word of our lord and savior William Strife so others may discover the solutions he has gifted us with like we have.

-Pastor Redstone