He died for our solutions

The official blog of the Church Of Strife!

[churchofstrife]

Forgive me Church of Strife for i have sinned. Last week, when strife did those short Livestreams, which were due to E3 and beyond his control. He was supposed to livestream the new version of DooM. Because of this, i went to another Livestreamer. That is my sin, i humbly beg for forgiveness.

First dear follower, you make the mistake of thinking you have sinned at all. We gather at the Church of Strife to worship strife to seek his solutions and bring about the destruction of Magic and all who practice it. That is all. This does not mean that strife is the only content creator you can view and enjoy or that missing a couple of strife streams is an issue. If this was a sin then I myself would’ve sinned long ago. We are a free society in the Church and you may do as you please outside of service (once its not practicing flity magic). Strife be with with you.

-Pastor Redstone

[syllogismthesecond]

HELLO YES I AM TOTALLY HUMAN

(my costume for MCM tomorrow!!! yes it’s a game grumps joke

hope to see some of you at the yogmeet! :D)

[churchofstrife]

That’s right little emeralds, I’m back! Be sure to say hi (and praise Strife) if you see me!

@rythianism Hope to see you there... so I can fight you! And WIN! >=)

[churchofstrife]

Hello there 'Church of Strife' It is is, Datlovian Priest Lewis! I hope we make allies with one another, (or great foes, not even founder Lewis would know). I wish good day to you 'Church of Strife'!

Good day to you as well. We would like to be allies, we know that you are a religion of science and do not take part in that dirty dirty magic. Unlike another religion I could mention.

[churchofstrife]

I apologize in advance for such slander, o high priest, but I've dwelt upon this thought for some time. Science appears to be explainable magic, whilst magic is simply unexplained science. Why must such beautiful forces quarrel so much?

Thank you for you apology but please let us correct you. While science is the source of wonder and knowledge as well as so many advances in our modern life. Magic, while it can be beautiful, is generally only the source of nothing but ill intentions and scaremongering. In the end it is only natural that they’d oppose one another. Thank you kindly for enquiring. :) -Bishop Lapis

[churchofstrife]

FITE ME

Well I do like a good Chess game.

-Pastor Redstone

[churchofstrife]

Redstone’s Rambles #1 - Aliens?

Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying - Arthur C. Clarke

This statement popped back into my social media recently and it got me thinking about the the possibilities of extraterrestrial existence and how much of an impact it would have on out lives. If we are alone that means our existence is some kind of miracle (Perhaps Strife conjured us up in his lab?) but if we are not alone well that opens up a whole lot of possibilities. Perhaps they have designed a cure for Cancer? Or maybe they’ve figured out how to transmit energy without the need of wires? Would they be willing to share this information with us? Or maybe we are one of the fastest evolving species and these other sentient beings are still in the stone age. What should our policy be on Aliens? Do we seek the aggressive approach of enslaving and conquering them (I hope not) or take a more diplomatic approach to it and establish relationships and trading opportunities? Maybe we just hermit up once we discover other species and hope they don’t bother us. These are all important questions and I hope that they make you think as much they made me, and perhaps they will raise more of your own questions you’d like to share with our community. But until next time, Redstone Out!

Glory be unto Strife

-Pastor Redstone

[churchofstrife]

Redstone’s Rambles #0 - The Intro

Greetings followers of the Church. May I have a moment of you time to disuse the premise of Redstone’s Rambles. Restone’s Rambles are a temporary thing that I have decided to do over the next month or so where I just ramble on about something Strife/Science related that is topical on my mind. I am sure many of you have seen High Priest Golds recent post about their upcoming exams and this not only affects them but also most of the other leaders as well. I myself have my exams starting this week but I will try to get out at least one Ramble every week. I might consider making Redstone’s Rambles a permanent thing if you guys really like it but at the moment it’s only a temporary thing to give you guys something to look at while exam season goes on. I will try get the first proper ramble up in the next few days

Glory be unto Strife!

-Pastor Redstone

[churchofstrife]

Notice

As much as I love spreading Strife’s love, and taunting @rythianism, it is unfortunately now time for me - High Priest Gold - to take a short break from my ecclesiastical duties in order to prepare for my upcoming exams. I’m sure the other leaders of the Church will fill my place, but if we go quiet for a while, this is why!

I’ll still be attending Comic Con at the end of May, so will probably post a few updates for that, but until then it’s goodbye from me.

Glory be unto Strife!

~High Priest Gold

[churchofstrife]

To live in strife

Or to die without solutions.

Join the Church of Strife today for a life of science and awesomeness.

[rythianism]

Or to create real resolutions, and feel the beauty and diversity of magic and it’s full potential, join Rythianism, an open to all and welcoming religion!

[churchofstrife]

HEY! GET OFF OUR AD YOU HEATHENS

The Church of Strife is open to more than all!! You can join even if you... don’t exist..?

Well, anyway, there’s nothing beautiful about magic. SCIENCE is the one you really want!

[churchofstrife]

To live in strife

Or to die without solutions.

Join the Church of Strife today for a life of science and awesomeness.

[rythianism]

To live in wonder

Or to die without joy.

Join Rythianism today for a life of mystery and fun.

[crystanis]

Or join the true winners: @churchofstrife

[rythianism]

HEY GET OFF OUR ADVERTISEMENT

[churchofstrife]

This is our advertisement now! Join the Church of Strife today for solutions to all your problems!

[rythianism]

It’s fine guys, they’re only doing this because they can’t afford to get their own advertisements or have enough followers and therefore they have to hop onto our ad to get more followers. I understand what it’s like to be at the bottom guys, it’s ok!

Join Rythianism and get a air guitar signed by Leader Rich.

[churchofstrife]

OH

OH YOU DID NOT JUST

You know what, fine. We’ll get our own advertisement post, and it’ll be ten times - no, a million times better than yours!!

[rythianism]

To live in wonder

Or to die without joy.

Join Rythianism today for a life of mystery and fun.

[crystanis]

Or join the true winners: @churchofstrife

[rythianism]

HEY GET OFF OUR ADVERTISEMENT

[churchofstrife]

This is our advertisement now! Join the Church of Strife today for solutions to all your problems!

[ender-geek-deactivated20241112]

popcornflavoredtea replied to your post: Still taking requests! I’m in the drawing mood!

Draw your take on Strifey Fresh

Mine isnt as radical as yours, but here you go. (He probably falls over himself right after this, lol) @popcornflavoredtea

[rythianism]

New Theory

Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and @churchofstrife are the only people who say differently. Due to the fact they always lie then he certainly is the zodiac killer

[churchofstrife]

Only because we think the real killer is a filthy magic user and Ted Cruz doesn’t seem like much of a wizard or are your standards dropping!

[enderoid]

The pug lord is better than the church of strife.

[churchofstrife]

EXCUSE

[rythianism]

Anything is better than the church of strife

[churchofstrife]

LIES AND SLANDER! The Church of Strife is superior to all other beliefs, especially crummy Rythianism! >=(

[rythianism]

Filthy science users!

[churchofstrife]

Don’t listen to them - they’re the filthy ones! Down with magic!

[rythianism]

Magic is superior, for you can do more and magic cannot be explained by science >:D

[churchofstrife]

Science can do anything, it just requires a little bit of work. Magic is cheating!

[rythianism]

Wait so the years and years it takes to train as a wizard or witch, learning more complicated spells and potions and powerful creations than you can even imagine is cheating. Yet 3 google searches later you can solve any “problem” that science probably made in the first place is not?

[churchofstrife]

A scientist also has to do years and years of training/studying to learn everything that we already know so you can begin making your own discoveries. I would also like to mention how dangerous magic can be as we have seen all too clearly with things like Taint and Flux! Yes science has it’s dangers too but they a minor compared to the threat magic wields. First thing you learn about being a scientist is you DO NOT under any circumstances disrupt the natural order of the Universe, less you end up disrupting the space time continuing and I’m pretty sure everything you do with magic manipulates the delicate balance of the Universe and it’s genetic make up.

[enderoid]

The pug lord is better than the church of strife.

[churchofstrife]

EXCUSE

[rythianism]

Anything is better than the church of strife

[churchofstrife]

LIES AND SLANDER! The Church of Strife is superior to all other beliefs, especially crummy Rythianism! >=(

[rythianism]

Filthy science users!

[churchofstrife]

Don’t listen to them - they’re the filthy ones! Down with magic!

[rythianism]

Magic is superior, for you can do more and magic cannot be explained by science >:D

[churchofstrife]

Science can do anything, it just requires a little bit of work. Magic is cheating!

[enderoid]

The pug lord is better than the church of strife.

[churchofstrife]

EXCUSE

[rythianism]

Anything is better than the church of strife

[churchofstrife]

LIES AND SLANDER! The Church of Strife is superior to all other beliefs, especially crummy Rythianism! >=(

[rythianism]

Filthy science users!

[churchofstrife]

Don’t listen to them - they’re the filthy ones! Down with magic!

[asianchiq23]

I come back to see you two fighting again… Can’t we all just get along? *sips dark magic coffee*

[churchofstrife]

No! Never!!!