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Byakuya: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Leon: Put spaghetti in it.

Byakuya: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.

Ryuji: Put spaghetti in it.

Byakuya: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.

Eisaku: Put spaghetti in it.

Byakuya: I'm no longer taking suggestions.

Ryuji: Eisaku, you're my best friend.

Eisaku: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Eisaku: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

Ryuji: Truth or dare?

Eisaku: Truth.

Ryuji: How many hours have you slept this week?

Eisaku:

Eisaku: Dare.

Ryuji: Go to sleep.

Eisaku: I don't like this game.

Ryuji: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Eisaku: wHat?

Ryuji: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Eisaku: Can we go back to the part when you said “when I get murdered”?

Leon: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Ryuji: Sure!

Ryuji: Whats your favorite color?

Leon, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?

Ryuji, walking down the street, dressed as he normally does:

???: Jesus Saves.

Ryuji: Passes to Moses, SCOOOOOORE!

Ryuji: I’m in love with you.

Leon: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ryuji: I know.

Leon: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool—

Ryuji: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Leon: Spear.

Ryuji: BLOCKED.

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