#s: bones

[harveywritings92]

[R/n somehow got her butt kidnapped. Luckily she managed to outwit and subdue her captor who turned out to be the middle man from a trafficking ring the police and SDN was trying to track down.]

Human Trafficker, about Flambae who’s guarding him: What’s with this Guy Fieri mascot wannabe? Thought I'd be dealing with that pregnant chick who took me down. *licks his lips* I liked her.~

Punch up: Oh, you really don’t wanna go down that road, boyo…

Human trafficker: Oh, but I think I do.~

Flambae: No, you really don’t. The little girl she’s carrying is his daughter.

{Flambae points at a growling Sonar who is in his monster form who looks about ready to tear trafficker's spine out and beat him to death with it.]

Human Trafficker, goes sheet white: Oh…  

[turnbackthependulum]

Starrk: Those who live by the sword... get shot by those who don't.

[turnbackthependulum]

Zaraki: You're such a smartass, you know that? Mayuri: Objectively, I'd like to say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass, Zaraki-taicho.

[turnbackthependulum]

[After returning to Soul Society after weeks spent in the World of the Living...] Rangiku, story-telling to the others: Oh I saw a documentary once where a bear got in a car and drove away! Toshiro: That was not a documentary, Matsumoto. It was a cartoon.

[turnbackthependulum]

Zaraki: Tch. Don't you have somewhere to be? Zaraki, mockingly: Like, getting your beauty sleep? Byakuya: I don't need sleep to be beautiful.

[turnbackthependulum]

Gin, to Rukia: [during the execution arc, probably] Excuse me, tiny little woman

[harveybwabbit92]

{Zoffy sits in on an interview with Detective! R/n, he's a little grumpy cos the place they're in doesn't serve coffee it's a tea house.]

Suspect 1: If you must know, my s/o broke up with me. they said there was to be no discussion.

Zoffy: Ah. There ya go. Motive for murder, it's the same no matter where, hmm?

R/n: Not always, drink your tea...

Zoffy, reluctantly takes a sip and his eyes widen: Mmmm. What is this?

Suspects mother: It's Assam black tea. Very strong. Call it the upper class version of a cup o' joe.

Zoffy: Wow. Cheers. *rises his cup*

[Where was Man during this? He was back at R/n's agency with her assistant doing background checks on the suspect and the victim's backgrounds. let's just say he found a lot of dirty laundry.]

(Assam black tea contains about 80-95 mg of caffeine per cup so it packs enough punch that even devoted coffee drinkers like Zoffy can enjoy it.)

[harveybwabbit92]

(R/n examining a clay decorative skull Taiga bought for Halloween; that looked a little too realistic, she gestures towards the plate on Taro's desk)

R/n: You mind?

Taro: Be my guest.

(goes to hand her the muffin on the plate assuming she wanted that.)

Kirisaki: No, no. She wants the plate, Taro. Not the muffin.

(Taro removes the muffin, R/n rests the skull on the plate for easier examination and ended up finding out not only was the skull real! But she and Kirisaki traced it back to the old college, that the new college was built on, it had a secret underground body selling ring a few decades back and tried to cover it up.

They either didn't do a good job covering their tracks or thought a enough time had gone by that nobody would ever find out.

Too bad they got found out by an alien teen innocently asking his earthling step-mom if the cheap green and orange painted skull he bought at the thrift store looked real enough?]

Taiga, traumatized by the news: You mean to tell me I carried some dead guy's head around for two weeks?

R/n: It was a woman's skull actually.

Taiga: Oh, even better. I'm gonna go take a bath in bleach now...