NEW COMEDY SPIRK FIC!
All 10 chapters are written. I’m posting 2 a day while coordinating some absolutely adorable art. In these trying times I’m here with some lighthearted fun to brighten your day.
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Chapters: 2/10 Fandom: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: James T. Kirk/Spock Characters: James T. Kirk, Spock (Star Trek), Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Commodore Kithari, T'Rub'l, Captain Harbok, Big Momma (a Sehlat), Hikaru Sulu, Pavel Chekov, Nyota Uhura Additional Tags: Accidental Baby Acquisition, Don't worry she's just a loaner, Comedy, Hijinks & Shenanigans, Fluff, Klingons quoting Shakespeare, For this fic we're taking it for granted that Sehlats are also telepathic, Vulcans, Klingons, bowling, Established Relationship, TOS episode order is whatever I need for plot purposes, Spock is canonically bad with kids, References to episodes:, "Amok Time", "By Any Other Name", Plotty Summary:
Kirk and Spock are en route to meet a Klingon Captain for under-the-table negotiations when the Enterprise is ordered to change course and pick up a Vulcan "Special Ambassadorial Guest," kicking off 10 days of Shipboard S'chnanigans! --- “I’m not married.” Jim glared into the ready room’s tiny triangular monitor anchored in the middle of the table.
“Does T'Pau know that?” Commodore Kithari raised an eyebrow. “Son, we all read the report on that ‘Vulcan Wedding’.”
Jim shook his head, sighing. “The wedding was canceled.”
“Right. About that. Vulcans are insanely secretive about their culture, but the Bolian Institute of Linguistics experts are all convinced that since Spock didn’t marry T’Pring but did complete the ritual…” she shrugged, then gave him a saucy wink. “Listen. Just roll with it.”
“That’s what he did on the sands of Vulcan.” Beside Jim, McCoy took another sip of his bourbon laced coffee. “Which is why we’re in this situation now.”
Kithari shot Bones a knowing smile. He raised his mug to her, mostly to hide his return smirk.
“It’s only ten days, Jim,” Kithari grinned at him. “You can handle a special ambassadorial guest for ten days.”