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[android-and-ale]

The Trouble with T'Rub'l

Thank you so much to @deadbeat0club for the delightful art in my new fic, "The Trouble With T'Rub'l."

If you need some S'chn T'gai Shenanigans to distract you from The Daily Horrors, I humbly present 23,000 words of fluffy (yet plotty) comedy!

Kirk and Spock are en route to meet a Klingon Captain for under-the-table negotiations when the Enterprise is ordered to change course and pick up a Vulcan "Special Ambassadorial Guest," kicking off 10 days of Shipboard S'chnanigans!

Featuring:

Spock as a Drunk Uncle

Klingons Quoting Shakespeare

Vulcan Worldbuilding

Secret Schemes

A Loaner Baby

Bowling

Treat yourself to some relaxing Star Trek comedy!

[aphrostiel]

the spocks

[wilwheaton]

[trekkify]

It’s hard to draw things in a cartoony style when I’m so used to realism. And it’s harder still to get myself to post my doodles even though they’re far from perfect. But hopefully they bring someone joy and they help me gradually improve

@silicon-nodule

[ghostofmads]

rb to bonk prev with an empty paper towel roll

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[sun-cheyne]

Also just a handy, DIY air filter in general, if a bit bulky. For a less bulky and cheaper (but also less effective) solution, you can simply tape one filter to the fan, cut a shroud if you'd like.

[snowriddenwolf]

just FYI, this is quite literally what the climate scientists at my work who specialized in wildfire smoke impacts recommend. it works great, it's cheap to make, and it will make a noticeable impact on your air quality.

[mechanicalriddle]

i have asthma & keep one of these running in my room perpetually. after I set it up the difference in my sleep quality was pretty much night and day. Dont waste your time on proprietary air filters; SIMPLY bust out the duct tape

[snek-of-eden]

my take on what spock was doing offscreen in at the end of Court Martial

[jadziacore]

TOS fem!Spock vision board

[jelliedlimes]

I should do this to her sometime

[jelliedlimes]

Some quick fanart for this concept

[bumbleshark]

this was such a good episode

[artaudmatic]

It was fascination, I know ♪〜

Seeing you alone with the moonlight above ♪〜

inks ;)

[stjohnstarling]

Inside the Booming Business of Monster Porn

Teratophiliacs were once a niche group that bonded over their sexual attraction to monsters in obscure forums. Now—as online communities pro

Okay guys, we’ve got to wrap it up now with the monsterfucking and find something new to do. It’s getting write-ups in GQ, it’s so over.

[stjohnstarling]

Sometimes, in their obsession with monsters, humans end up finding other humans. In 2019, Cachét developed a crush on Salad Fingers, the main character in a British cult web cartoon. She drew porn of Salad Fingers and sent it to David Firth, the show’s creator. Firth loved it and followed her back. “He thought I was a guy because no girl would draw porn of Salad Fingers,” Cachét says.

They started messaging. Cachét complimented his drawing of a human-bug threesome and asked for a print. Three years later, Cachét and David got married. The human-bug threesome drawing hangs on the wall of their home.

Okay this does kind of rule though.

[prokopetz]

I don't think I've ever seen an artist misunderstand their own work's target audience quite so starkly as David Firth finding it implausible that a woman would want to fuck Salad Fingers.

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[helenvaughans]

[thyla]

STAR TREK: THE ORIGINAL SERIES (1966-1969) ↳S1E09 Dagger of the Mind

[tlirsgender]

One of my really strongly held star trek opinions is that the Vulcan sociocultural situation loses its juice when you make it less Nuanced. People have this tendency to either lean too hard into the Future Space Utopia thing OR they're like "boooo vulcans suck" and it's like No no ☝️ they're doing both. They're on some other shit entirely. A Whole Planet can contain both oppressive traditionalist shit & unfathomable scientific progress. They got world peace before they got gay marriage. Yknow? The thing about Vulcans is they have different priorities & the state of their world reflects these values. And it's so interesting to dig your fingers into if you'll stop being a reductive little space xenophobe for a second. Like first of all talking about Vulcan Society doesn't necessarily reflect the beliefs of Every Single Individual Vulcan like a lot of people love implying,

[tlirsgender]

I LOVE busting out some space sociology but everybody's doing it wrong. Vulcans' biggest issue is not the emotion thing you're just being weird about people who are different from you. Vulcan issues get way crazier than that if you just, like, think about the implications of everything else going on here

[trek-tracks]

Spock's pawn was really rooked about it

[remnantglow]

saw someone promote a book with a collage of out of context negative reviews recently, and i thought it'd be fun to do for some of the older lgbt sci-fi books i've read

[unamccormack]

Holy cow this is genius.

I briefly thought of doing this with some of my reviews then I thought actually Una there are more direct ways of punching yourself repeatedly in the face so go and eat your Calippo instead.

[jennelikejennay]

I wouldn't do it for myself but man now I want to read all four of these books!!