#s's headcanons

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From Wilbur's co-workers pov there's this hot rich man who comes every 3 or 4 days to flirt and pick up Wilbur to take him Somewhere and then when he returns he's got a slight tan, new shades, and a smile stuck onto his face

Not much happens at the gas station the leading theory is that Wilbur has a sugar daddy or he's a stripper. Either way the weird guy is getting laid and paid

This was inspired by my hc that years after the Las Nevadas finale Quackity visits the states and accidentally finds Wilbur and they reignite their flame but they're both in a healthier state now so they're happy. You can decide whether or not Karlnapity is back together in this

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c!Quackity manananggal headcanon pt. 2

In the lore Quackity somehow had access to an elytra.

Okay but what if that wasn't an elytra, what if those were his wings?

To be fair I didn't watch the entire actual stream so there's still the problem which is I don't know where he would have left the rest of his body but still.

c!Wilbur is really out there simping for a manananggal. I bet he sits on rooftops hoping c!Quackity would fly and land on the one he was on and devour him.

c!Wilbur, wearing his best red dress and lying on the roof, hand draped dramatically over his forehead: It would be a shame if someone were to eat me

c!Quackity, hundreds of feet in the air: *squinting* did someone leave their red blanket on their roof?

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Ok but if Fundy is a furry that means he's rich

How do you think he was able to afford commissioning an entire like island and venue for his wedding

He also rented out an entire restaurant for their first date

Not to mention the diamond ring he gave dream?

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I hc c!Phil as a heteronormative oblivious but supportive kind of guy like Wilbur comes out to him and he asks him if he's a top of a bottom and is confused when Wilbur is flustered

Anyway, while I was hanging out with my friends I acted so fruity with one of them to the point that my mom, normally a very heteronormative woman asked me if I was in love with her

What I'm saying is, Wilbur acts so fruity towards Q to the point where even Phil is like okay son, do you like men

Bonus:

Phil: I did more looking into the whole queer thing and

Phil: I saw this one term that was really interesting to me.

Phil: Wil, I think I'm asexual

Wilbur:

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Every time c!Ranboo does the "he loves me, he loves me not" thing about c!Tubbo he always gets "he loves me" (or, the funny option, always gets "he loves me not") c!Tubbo doesn't always get he loves me but when the petals end on "he loves me not" he rips off half of the stem and declares the result to be "he loves me" or or you can have the one with the potential to be angsty where he always gets "he loves me not"

If I go with the "Ranboo always gets 'he loves me'" the flower petal thing becomes Ranboo's party trick

Another one where c!Tommy is typing out "he loves me" but he makes a typo and types "he loves md" instead then whoever's there starts spreading rumours that whoever got "he loves me" is actually in love with Mexican Dream

This is how we can get Mamacita to get back onto the dsmp server-

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c!Tubbo who was cursed/made by destiny to always be the survivor, to outlive everyone and end up alone. Vs c!Ranboo, disciple of the blood god on their way to being a deity themself

Or or I saw the angsty concept of an Immortal following in love with every version of their soulmate and thought "That's too angsty for my mental health" and decided to complicate it instead

c!Tubbo waiting for c!Ranboo to drop dead:

c!Ranboo waiting for c!Tubbo to drop dead:

I just realized that Immortal c!Beeduo quote format also fits Emerald Duo

c!Phil waiting for c!Techno to drop dead so they can all just permanently move to the afterlife and see c!Kristin daily:

c!Techno waiting for c!Phil do die so he can stop having heart attacks and defending c!Phil every time a baby zombie goes near him:

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I like to think that c!Ranboo does normal sleepwalking in addition to Enderwalking so a lot of the time c!Tubbo is just like where is he now (for this hc's sake let's say this is post-canon where everything's fine)

To compromise, c!Tubbo makes c!Ranboo promise that if he's Enderwalking he has to pick him up and carry him around. If he doesn't do it and Tubbo wakes up Tubbo's going to hunt him down and then take him back to bed.

After the first (scary) incident of Tubbo hunting him Ranboo has consistently picked him up during his Enderwalk.