Mar 2, 2020
Ryan- Jane why are you listed on the dark web as a assassin for hire?
Jane- listen I can exp-
Jane- wait why are you looking for assassins on the dark web?
Levi(poking his head in the room)- cause there’s none on Google
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Ryan- Jane why are you listed on the dark web as a assassin for hire?
Jane- listen I can exp-
Jane- wait why are you looking for assassins on the dark web?
Levi(poking his head in the room)- cause there’s none on Google
Levy: I hate you with every inch of my body.
Gajeel: That's not a lot of inches
Lucy: Tell me something.
Natsu: Something.
[skipping stones on a lake]
Lucy: It's such a beautiful evening.
Natsu: [whispering] Take that you fucking lake.
When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now when I get my electric bill, I am afraid of the light.
Lucy
[Sting's phone rings]
Natsu: *looks at caller ID and it says Daddy* You still call your dad daddy?
Sting: *Picks up the phone, keeping eye contact with Natsu* Hey, Rouge.
Natsu: *Chokes*
Erza: How's Natsu?
Lucy: Well, last week, he was supposed to buy gas, but instead, he bought novelty cookie cutters. Now, everything we eat is shaped like a goddamn dinosaur.
Mavis: Wow, you have a better grip than me.
Zeref: I clench my fist dramatically a lot.