#incorrect eos 10

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Ryan: I have some things to pick up in my office, try not to kill each other while I'm gone

Dr. Urvidian: Of course, we're not children

Akmazian: Don't worry Ryan, we'll be fine :)

Ryan: *leaves*

Akmazian, immidiately: Eat shit and die

Dr. Urvidian: Yes, fuck you

[podcastgalore]

Ryan- Jane why are you listed on the dark web as a assassin for hire?

Jane- listen I can exp-

Jane- wait why are you looking for assassins on the dark web?

Levi(poking his head in the room)- cause there’s none on Google

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Dr. Urvidian: I'm his FATHER, let me IN!

Jane: Rock, paper, scissors for who has to talk to him

Akmazian: Deal

[Jane wins]

Akmazian: It's a game of chance, how do you always win?

Jane: You pick paper every time

Akmazian: That is Not true, here, let's go again

[Jane wins]

Akmazian: Again

[Jane wins]

Akmazian: One more time

Jane: Just go!

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Jane: Is that a hickey?

Ryan: No, it's a mosquito bite

David, walking into the room: Hey guys

Jane: Hey mosquito

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Akmazian: Horror is when a fucked up guy looks at you. Comedy is when you look at a fucked up guy

Ryan: What if we're both fucked up and we look at each other?

Akmazian: Gay romance

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Patient: What's it like working with the Eos 10 medical team?

Ryan: Imagine working with completely civilised, responsible and mature people

Patient: Ok

Ryan: Now throw that idea out the window

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Ryan: Isn't it supposed to be "you saved my life, now I owe you a debt?"

Levi: Nope other way round. You saved my life, so now i’m your problem. If you don’t like it, then kill me

Levi: God wanted me dead and now you get to find out why

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Ryan: We'll go with you

Dr. Urvidian: I can’t risk losing anyone I care about

Akmazian: I'll go

Dr. Urvidian: Ok!