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[bladesbounties]

You are not above being kidnapped and trapped on an island.

[vengeancedemon]

And, what, the kidnapper lets me choose 3 things I can take with me? If I have time to choose 3 things, I have time to stab the kidnapper. Easy.

[vengeancedemon]

@bladesbounties replied to your post “If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are...”:

Read the question again idiota

​I read it. I would not be trapped on a deserted island because I would not go there. So I could not be trapped.

[vengeancedemon]

If you were trapped on a deserted island, what are the three things you'd want to have with you?

I would not go to a deserted island.

[inbogwetrust]

Maybe you could stand to smell better.

[vengeancedemon]

I smell a lot better than a bog.

[zackbanes]

The same way you do it with coffee beans, I think? Like you [...] heat it up and add the hops? And the water soaks it up and becomes beer. I think. No, because you use it while you're running, which makes you lose water. Like when you sweat and stuff.

Like I said, I think it's fun. It doesn't always makes sense but it's fun when things to match up.

[vengeancedemon]

I don't think that would work. I think making beer is a lot harder than making coffee. If it wasn't, everyone would have beer makers in their kitchens. [...] Water you drink does not turn into sweat. It turns into piss.

Okay. Well, if you have fun with it, keep doing it, I guess.

[taliasshaw]

DON'T EVEN START. Of course you, Mr. I've Never Met A Hypothetical I Want To Have Fun With, would be on his side for that one. Anyway. He corrected his error and saw things my way <3 Which is all that matters <3

No. Your ego is big enough already.

What the fuck? I've bought you so much tequila???

[PM] It very directly is. I did fucked up things and his friends don't like that. Which is understandable.

[vengeancedemon]

I'm starting. He's right, he should be trying to figure out why you're a worm. Turning you back into a person. He only saw things your way because he didn't want to argue with you. I like arguing.

Come on.

My clients pay me in cash, not tequila. Try that next time.

[pm] Daniel made his choices. Isn't that what we talked about? He gets to decide for himself, and he decided. It's not your fault.

[diana-triformis]

If I end up wrapped up in bubble wrap for the sake of my bones, I swear to god... [...] Up to you whether you trust me or not. But I would bring the ladder back.

[pm] But you can't trust me to get you out of a tree? I'm wounded.

No. Probably not. [...] I think if your phone is possessed you probably have to chuck it in a drawer and then get a new one.

[vengeancedemon]

I'm not going to wrap you in anything, but it might not be a bad idea... [...] I trust you. [user is surprised to realize this is true.] But if I end up stuck in a tree, I'm making sure I land on you when I fall out of it.

[pm] Trees are serious business, aren't they?

Can't afford a new one. Guess I'm stuck with the phone ghosts.

[vengeancedemon]

Oh you got me, high, high, higher Oh you got me, high, high, higher

— CARLY RAE JEPSEN, HIGHER.

( @highoctanegem, @kadavernagh )

[bladesandtrades]

emilio cortez - start new save file?

[ghostinthehuman]

Dear Wicked's Rest,

I have noticed an increase in the exposure of skin. I understand that it is hot, however, one must remember it is indecent. If you would kindly cover your bodies, I would be greatly relieved. In particular consideration around the beaches; I would like to enjoy my time in the water without being affronted by salaciousness.

How is one meant to appreciate the water if [...] private-body-areas are so barely concealed? It is distracting.

Disappointed, Cricket

[vengeancedemon]

[user tries to decipher what this says. what does salaciousness mean? he is at a loss.]

People have their asses out?

[howlinjack]

@vengeancedemon replied to your post “FMK your first three @ ‘s”:

[ user glances through this profile briefly. ] I don't want to marry you. You can fuck or kill me, I guess.

[user looks through the other's profile, sees PRIVATE DETECTIVE in bright red danger letters, thinks of the blood and the bodies and the accidents and clenches] Great, cool, ​I don't want to marry you either. I "can"? You "guess"? What?

[vengeancedemon]

[user is offended that this stranger, who he just said he does not want to marry, does not want to marry him.] I mean I guess you can. You know how to fuck people, right? Bet you could figure out how to kill them.

[lieutalden]

True, he's a very capable man! Just as his partner AND lieutenant, his situations end up being my situations so I'm tryna make sure he doesn't get into them in the first place! [...] She's dead 17. She died Real angsty, that age! [...] It IS cheating, thanks for the validation.

Well the door's always open as it is to anyone in the community! I'm sure you could find some like-minded adults amongst the sea of children and elderly.

[vengeancedemon]

Yeah. Very [...] capable. You keep him out of a lot of shit, then? Could have used you when [...] Ah. Almost ready to move out, then? Always used to dread mine getting that age. Going out on her own. But Bet she thinks she knows everything, huh? [...] Sure. Seems open and shut, though.

That's not [...] dangerous? Just letting anybody come in like that?

[hotbearsawyer]

UGH. Fine. Whatever. You bore me.

[vengeancedemon]

Seems like your problem instead of mine.

[hotbearsawyer]

DUH! Hot dogs are delicious. I'd demolish them in a contest. I'd wear my ribbon with pride.

[vengeancedemon]

Do all that just for a ribbon? Thought you'd at least get a medal or a trophy.

[inbogwetrust]

No, it could not. Then it would not be doing all the things exactly as they are necessary. I can't imagine being so bold as to make a demand on a feature of nature that has been around for tens of centuries. Longer.

[vengeancedemon]

I'm not demanding anything. I just think it could stand to smell better.

[taliasshaw]

Hm. No. Shan't.

You are. No, it's my fault for-- Well, you know why it's my fault.

I get played plenty. And besides I don't think you're even that good of a gossip. You haven't told me any good rumors or secrets at all lately. :(

[vengeancedemon]

This is why Daniel does not answer your worm question.

Tell me more about how pretty I am.

Well, that's because you're not paying me. Why would I do my job for free?

[...]

[pm] It's not your fault. Okay? The thing about his friends. That's not on you.