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Can't be that ni If it's nice, why not keep it? Put nicer shit in.
Honestly? Trying to piss someone off, and I think it'll piss them off more if I give it away.
[pm] Shit. Better than nothing. Where are they to?
[pm] No idea. Bunch of stores I don't go to. My friend already dug through them and got what she wanted, trying to get rid of the rest.
That is a strange catch. What if I don't like the wallet? What if I want to donate it to a charity shop after five years or I meet someone who is in serious need of a new wallet? Are there any consequences to giving the wallet away? [...] Is there anything in the wallet?
Then you can give it back to me, and I can find someone else to give it to. [...] Do you want there to be something in the wallet?
[pm] They wrote legends about my species since the dawn of humanity. I look forward to the 1 page pamphlet they'll write about your 5-in-1 scented soggy self on a toilet paper sheet.
Oh this is delicious. Expect a visit sometime soon. We'll have so much fun.
[pm] Legends about your species are not the same as legends about you. I think you are nothing. No one. I think this is why you're alone in a town far away from where you belong. You really think someone is going to write legends about you getting your wallet stolen and then trying to get it back?
Don't wear anything too nice. I'll feel bad when I get your blood all over it.
[pm] Alright, so I have to take samples to get an idea of how old everything is, and then there's a large process of filing and annotating everything. Generally we take a look at the local archives to see if there were similar items retrieved around here. But more importantly, we take a look at what we find, and we get a better idea of how people used to live on that coast. There's a lot you can learn from the past, I'm sure you know that.
Good at having two arms?
[pm] Yeah. Definitely a lot to learn from the past. Probably some [...] interesting shit that might come up, in this town. How much supernatural bullshit do you dig up here? You [...] have trouble explaining it away?
No. Good at [...] getting used to shit that would break somebody else.
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[...] Whatever. Asshole
I stole his wallet. He ate my fucking heart. Let's not pretend like I'm being fucking unreasonable here. What the fuck did you think would happen? What did he think would happen? How the fuck can the both of you expect me to just get over it? How the fuck can I know you don't think much of me, but I would think you could at least fucking see that this is You can't honestly expect me to pity him for losing a fucking wallet after he carved my fucking chest open and I didn't kill him. I could, you know. Could call ten rangers right now, tell them exactly where to find him. If I wanted him dead, I could make it happen. And you're pissed that I took his wallet?
[ user leaves message on read and goes to kill something in the graveyard. ]
Well, now my curiosity is piqued. Pray tell, why are you giving something away for free? What is the catch?
Only catch is that you have to keep it for yourself. Can't get it and give it to that fucking bird somebody else.
[pm] Yeah, definitely. We've got good reasons to believe there was once a settlement there, so we'll dig, hope to find foundations and perhaps objects that the people used there over 500 years ago. Perhaps earlier yet. This is so exciting.
I guess. I'm kinda getting used to having only one hand though, so that's gonna be a new challenge.
[pm] That sounds exciting. [user still does not understand why this would be exciting, but he likes to see henri happy.] What do you do with them when you find them?
You'll get used to the new one, too. You're good at that.
[pm] You get to feed someone who is better than you in every single possible way. You are SO welcome. And I also allowed you to lay in my bed. I'm basically a benevolent creature.
Yeah, but then I'd be very upset and you've yet to see me in a bad mood. Are you sure this is what you want to do? I rip hearts out when I'm in a good mood, remember?
[pm] Better? You're not better than anyone. I'd call you a piece of shit, but I think it'd be an insult to shit. You might think you're something special, but all you are is a fucking animal.
Christ, you're more stupid than you look. There is nothing you can threaten me with. There is nothing you can do to me that's worse than what's been done already. You think you will scare me into giving you what you want? You can't.
[pm] Yeah. I've been giving a few classes. Getting back into the swing of everything has been nice. And I have a digging scheduled over the summer which sounds promising. The first scans we made are, at least.
My therapist is confident I could start working toward getting a prosthetic arm for the next school year.
[pm] It helps, getting back to [...] some kind of normal, I think. What [...] are you digging for? [user still does not really understand what henri does. and probably never will. sorry, henri.]
That's good. That's really good. I guess Eve can help you out with [user can't bring himself to mention eve.]
[pm] You're kidding? You wanted to fuck me. We fucked. I wanted to eat your heart. And I did. Seems fair to me.
I have my voice, you have a lovely pair of ears. Nature made us this way. So here's how it's going to go. I'll sing, and I'll make you dance in front of the whole damn town if I please, naked, with a feather sticking out of your arse, and then I'm gonna get my wallet back.
[pm] Fair? There is nothing fair about what you did to me. Let's not act like you got nothing out of the fucking. What did I get out of you ripping my chest open and pulling my fucking heart out? If you think this is fair, there are many things wrong with you.
Sure. But you should know, I'm quick with a lighter. Second you open your mouth, I'll set the damn wallet on fire. And everything inside of it. Pictures burn fast, hm? Hard to get to them before they're ash.
@hollow--sun
[pm] Not terrible. I guess. Lots of work.
[pm] Not terrible is good. Is work [...] going well? [user feels... awkward. he wants to ask about eve, especially now that jade says she's been acting strange. but he can't bring himself to ask. like with jade, he doesn't want to know if henri agrees with eve.] How's the [...] healing going?
[pm] Then give me back my wallet.
There's what the soul wants and what the body wants. You sought me out and I responded. You wanted something, I wanted something. We both got what we wanted.
Yes, you're keeping it, not giving away to whoever is more offering. Fucking thief.
I'm not sure why you're so confident I'd be the one leaving in pieces. I could ask you to cut your own head off and you would.
[pm] No.
I did not get what I wanted. I wanted to keep my heart in my fucking chest. If I'd have been given any goddamn choice in the matter, that's what I would have chosen.
It's mine now. I'll do whatever I want with it. Give it away, set it on fire, feed it to the first hungry beast I find. The one thing I won't be doing is giving it to you or your girlfriend.
Then do it. Hide behind your voice, take my head off. Die in the explosion after. You still won't get your wallet back.
[pm] Did it? Wow, you're... kinda refreshing my memory right now. And the miniflamethrower, right? [user smiles, reminiscing]. I can't believe this is still the excuse you and Regan keep using to explain why you were hanging out. I doubt the miis will come out stabbing. I haven't given anyone a knife... [user is lying, she's given all the hunter miis a knife] Emiilio seems pretty interested in dating him. But I can break you guys up. Who'd you rather your mii dated? Stanley Tucci's Caesar Flickerman is out of the running, he's interested in Daniel. [...] Okay. So retired hunters are not hunters anymore? You are both, I think. Like when someone is an honorary something? That's you, honorary hunter at this point. And did you tell her you weren't then? [...] There were so many people :/ I could've, but I didn't wanna leave Clem behind. [user has a realization] I should've given her a piggyback ride.
Probs not. [...] You can't just hate something cause they're ugly, Emilio. That's so shallow. What was the first dino you ever saw?
Oh, so this is like, on going beef? [user feels a little conflicted, as she really likes Siobhan] Is she like, the Daiyu to your Talia
Is that what I don't think she's manipulative like that Right? No way Maybe it's not like, black or white. [user catches herself before a mini spiral] I'll get so many things.
Hey, do you know Eve's been... acting up?
[pm] You forgot about it? Your small versions of people tried to kill me, and you forgot about it? That is why we were hanging out. She asked me to come over and help, as a detective, and I did. I wouldn't have been there otherwise. [...] You didn't give me a knife? [user is, somehow, offended at this thought.] I don't want it to date anyone. [...] Retired hunters are alive. I'm not. That's the difference. I can't be [...] the hunter and the thing that needs hunting. That isn't how it works. I didn't tell her because I [...] don't like saying it. I've never told anyone. Did you know that? Everyone who knows found out some other way. [...] That would be a good idea, yes. You should have done that.
I hate many things because they are ugly. Like dinosaurs. And Owen. [...] The main one. The first one everybody sees.
How could it not be?
Maybe. I don't know. Maybe she just [...] doesn't think it's a big deal, what he did.
[user's chest feels tight. he goes idle for a while, just staring at the last message.]
Do you mean the part where she was going to let a slayer kill me?
[user quickly deletes that message. he thinks of rosemary, who doesn't think ishan taking his heart and eating it is the kind of thing he ought to be upset about. he wonders if jade would feel the same about eve leaving him in that alley. if it's in something's nature to hurt him, is he still allowed to ache? he pictures jade reacting to what eve did the same way rosemary reacted to what ishan did. he imagines how much more it would hurt coming from her, and he swallows the thought and lets it sink into the pit of his stomach.]
I haven't talked to her lately.
God fucking damn it you stubborn son of a bitch I am fucking trying to help you right now and
Emilio, please. What do I have to do to have you just give me the wallet? I'll do whatever you want.
I don't want anything from you. Your boyfriend ate my fucking heart. Do you really think that's something someone just gets over?