KARKAT: AND HERE I THOUGHT THE NEW PLAN WAS GOING TO BE SOMETHING INCREDIBLY STUPID AND SUICIDAL. KARKAT: DID I SAY OH YET? KARKAT: BECAUSE THAT'S THE SOUND I MAKE WHEN I'M FUCKING RELIEVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK.
Isn't it so awesome that Gamzee's still using his post-breakdown typing quirk? I personally think it's extremely awesome, and my guard is now 100% lowered. I trust this clown, you guys.
Jokes aside, it's incredibly strange that no one has even glanced at what is presumably an extremely blood-soaked teenage juggalo for this entire conversation. I imagine Gamzee's using his Rage powers again, concealing himself from everyone's perception so they don't raise the topic of restraining or imprisoning him.
It's damn creepy, is what it is. Gamzee's clearly still up to something, frenzy or no frenzy.
KARKAT: I WILL SHOOSH YOU AGAIN, SO HELP ME GOD. I WILL SHOOSH YOUR CLOWN ASS TO SHANGRI-BULLSHIT-LA AND BACK, AND FILL YOUR EAR WITH MY WHITE HOT PALEBRO SPITTLE. [...] DAVE: man what the hell even happened on this meteor anyway DAVE: actually dont even tell me
I understand the sentiment, Dave, but you probably do want to know what happened here. It'll let you know who you need to steer clear of, during this three-year journey.
KARKAT: CALL ME CRAZY, BUT IT'S KIND OF HARD TO RELAX WITHIN A STONE'S THROW FROM, OH, I GUESS ONLY THE BIGGEST FUCKING STAR ANY MORTAL HAS EVER LAID EYES ON. KANAYA: Actually I Was Just Thinking KANAYA: Its Nice To Get A Little Sun After So Long
Aww, I never thought about that.
Kanaya loves sunlight, and she's been stuck in a sunless dimension for almost a month. Even worse, she about to be stuck in a different sunless dimension for at least three years.
Forget about weapons - what these kids really need to alchemize are some Vitamin D supplements.
KARKAT: IT'S SO BRIGHT, I NEED SUNGLASSES OR SOMETHING. KARKAT: QUICK, WHICH ONE OF YOU AWESOME DUDES HAS A RADICAL PAIR OF SHADES I CAN BORROW??? KANAYA: One Moment
...oh, god.
Sorry, I was about to start laughing about Kanaya being Karkat's mom friend, but then I remembered....
...it wouldn't be the first time.
