#s3 loustat

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god louis is so funny what the fuck was his plan. hmm i know what will make my husband forgive me after i hugely betrayed his trust, revealed his trauma to millions, and made it sound like i never loved him in the process: i will pretend to be a powerful rich man blackmailing him into sex

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ign teaser came out and s3 is gonna be so hard for me because i really fear i’m on lestat’s side with this. louis knew for a MONTH that the book was coming out and didn’t tell lestat????? the book going over their sex life in great detail??? the book where lestat talks about “the blood of akasha” and “those who must be kept”??????? the book where lestat talks about being kidnapped raped and murdered under the very reasonable assumption only the two people he loves most in the world would ever hear it???????????????????? that book?????

like maybe becoming a rockstar and doing every drug ever was a measured fucking response jesus christ louis

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i simultaneously believe in dream!claudia and ghost!claudia for s3 because i think both of loustat will be seeing her but louis will think "well im schizophrenic so" and lestat will think "well im on acid so" and neither will realize she's a ghost until daniel shrieks at seeing her. armand would know she's a ghost but find it too funny to tell them

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my greatest fear for the (alleged) s3 loustat episode is what if they make louis say monsieur le rockstar. they might genuinely make him call lestat monsieur le rockstar. there’s a very real possibility that jacob anderson was paid actual real american dollars to say the words monsieur le rockstar with a straight face on camera

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actually the existence of in universe iwtv cosplays is so crazy and imo warrants whatever crashouts happen this season. literally anything

can you imagine beating up an old man because he said your actions would lead to the image of your dead daughter being exploited and then like 2 years later you just have to see people dress up as your dead daughter in the outfit she died in and also praise your abusive ex for being “layered” all while you’re busy trying to get back together with your OTHER abusive ex who’s now mad at you because you and ex #2 kept lying about him and calling him a clown and a whore who can’t read and now he also has to see people cosplaying his dead daughter, his rapist, and you whenever he goes to work bc his soundcloud career took off and on top of all of that vampires are trying to kill him en masse. and his pedophile mom is back. just move to the fucking arctic atp

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lowkey i always get peeved when people refer to lestat as 'leslut de lyingcunt' because he is nowhere near the pedigree of the other pro and hacker level liars on this show. he lied about cheating (it would hardly be cheating if he didn't) being able to fly (wanted louis to feel equal in their marriage) the trial (didn't write it & was there under duress) and being bad at poker. all of which are very toxic, yes, but don't indicate he'd be an unreliable narrator when given his own interview. until s3 comes out it is leslut de LIONcunt until proven otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!