rickorty review s3 recap
tallyed up, we get
62/100, or 62%
first season we got 53%, and second season we got 56%. keeps going up, hell yea
scene highlights
"if you think my rick's dead he's alive and if you think you're safe he's coming for you!" that line fucking slaps
morty shooting rick and screaming "who's stupid now, bitch?" yea okay, damn
morty leaning forward in the car to see rick's dick
the whole fucking rainbow roller coaster scene in vindicators that was absofuckinglutely made for morty. the amount of vulnerability and jealousy that rick showed in that episode, just to hit the back pedal brakes at the last fuckn second. ya got issues old man
fuckn. slimy gilf. the way rick views his love for morty as toxic, the worry and fear on toxic!rick's face when toxic!morty is shot. the way rick sobs to jessica on the phone when healthy!morty runs off with some older girl for weeks. how the fuck can ya watch episodes like this and not see them as a couple
shoutout to the hick!rick and his three grandsons who were heavily implied to be fucking each other. and for the morty that wished incest porn had a more mainstream appeal. and for the morty strip club. lmaooo how blatant can they get
the fuckn virginity tube in morty's mind blowers, and the orgasm pad. totally normal thing to build yr grandson a special floor that makes him cum so ya can cradle him in yr arms, shirtless, while he begs to go back to the orgasm pad. true level bitch