[sick! Civvy! reader is surprised to see Ghost in her kitchen cooking]
Ghost, notices the look on her face: What, you think the only thing I know how to do is bust heads?
R/n: No! .....Well, yeah.
Ghost, cutting an onion: Look, hold a knife like this, cuts through an onion. Hold a knife like this, *Flips the knife around.* cuts through, like, eight bad guys in four seconds. Screams and carnage.









