Meg please stop biting people

Sometimes family is a feral demigod, the fallen sun, and the menagerie of fun friends they make along the way.

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Artemis: I called you like ten times! Why didn’t you pick up?

Apollo: *remembers dancing to the ringtone*

Apollo: I didn’t hear it.

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Meg: Apollo? You just drove through a stop sign without stopping.

Lester: It’s fine, I'll stop twice on the way back.

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Meg: You're ignoring all your problems.

Lester: I know.

Meg: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Lester: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

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Lester: It has been 2 hours and sixteen minutes since I’ve been insulted.

Lester, side-eyeing Meg: It’s been about 5 seconds since I’ve been assaulted, but let’s not talk about that.

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Meg: *Pulls back curtain while Lester is showering* Hey, are we- stop screaming, it’s just me- are we out of Cheetos?

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Lester: Honestly at this point they should just euthanize me.

Lester: My stomach ache went away I retract my earlier statement.

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Apollo: I’m not interested in this glory through combat anymore. I do not want to be part of this shit.

Apollo: On the battlefield again.

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Lester: So tired of losing three pints of blood everyday.

Meg: Why don’t you just stop then.

Lester: Thank you for your advice I’ll take that into consideration.

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Lester: Sorry I can’t hang out tonight, I forgot how to mimic human-like behavior.

Frank: I mean if you wanna just loom in the corner like some kind of creature that’s cool, we don’t want you getting left out!

Lester (sobbing): Thank you, Frank.

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Apollo: Dad just found my BTS poster.

Calliope: Who’s his favorite?

Apollo: Probably my sister I think.

Apollo: Oh you meant his favorite BTS member, my bad I didn’t ask.

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Reyna: So what are your pronouns?

Lester: What do you mean my pronouns?

Reyna: They’re indicative of but not exclusive to your gender identity

Lester: Stop swearing at me.

Reyna: Can I refer to you with they/them?

Lester: But my name is Apollo

Reyna, to Meg: What pronouns do you use for Apollo?

Meg: Oh, well he mainly responds to he/him, but you can also just call him loser.

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Meg, age 23: Pollo I hear the ice cream truck.

Apollo: *sigh*

Apollo: Go get my wallet.

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Meg: I filled your temple with a fog machine.

Apollo: Why would you do that?

Meg: Idk I’m bored.

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Lester: Hey-

Olujime: I have a partner.

Lester: you deserve two partners.

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Lavinia: Do you play any sports?

Lester: I run away from my feelings.

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Artemis: This guy just asked me out.

Apollo: Free dinner!

Artemis: Apollo, I don’t like guys.

Apollo: But you like dinner.

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Lester: Short people be like: small

Meg: when I get my hands on a shrink ray, you will be my first victim