#saaaaaaalt

[unnamed-proxy]

It only just dawned on me that Silent Salt will probably be getting a mycookie outfit in her update

I’m going to be so annoying

[acrxmxnal-archived]

A slight tilt of her head and a very serious expression plastered across her face. 'Maybe if you asked one of those girls out, you might be surprised. Honestly, you are a very handsome guy. Whether you go or not, I'd be happy to have you dance with me.'

“Why bother? so they can say no and just cut out the middle man and just go with each other? you ever had a threesome like that? that shit is the fucking DUMPS….I’ll be fine sitting on the side jerking myself off.”

[fiberglasscotttoncandy]

I can’t consume enough salt to push the blood into my head and regulate my blood pressure and heart rate. I think I’d have to use a whole sleeve of electrolyte tablets to get the amount of salt my cardiologist wants me to consume daily lol. I’m already the kind of person that puts 5x the amount of salt on my food as a normal person. I feel noticeably energized when I eat really salty food.

I wish someone would just fucking diagnose me with POTS or Dysautonomia already and not just orthostatic hypotension, because I clearly have at least one, if not both. Then maybe I’d be able to get IV fluids regularly. I’m thinking about asking my cardiologist about this next time I see him, but he hasn’t been that helpful so idk if he’ll actually prescribe it.

I wish I didn’t react to pickled/fermented things, because I could just eat an entire jar of pickles, olives, or kimchi and be set.

[ecclesiarch-tato]

GW: Primaris! Death Guard! Primarchs! Daemons! Custodes!

Me, a humble Xenos player:

[daydreaming-jessi]

[damnshems]

"... What are you looking at?"

“Oh! Shemlen, it’s you... Nothing special, then.” Darcia obviously found her insult funny, because she even cracked a smile. 

[charliecox]

when rachel green got off the plane, i too, was crying, because the writers made her give up on a huge step of her career to come back to a sexist man just to please the current ignorant viewers of 2004

[demigodofhoolemere]

my dog keeps barking at invisible things and i'm quite tempted to grab the salt

EVEN MORE TEMPTED NOW BECAUSE SHE KEEPS DOING IT AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE AND THIS IS UNNERVING

WHERE'S THE SALT