I Spilled the Nuln Oil

The url is misleading, I'm actually a t'au player. Icon by @qsy-draws-a-lot.

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[t1liz]

[cursed-40k-thoughts]

Vandoth the Fallen (Definitely not a Blood Angel-turned mercenary)

[ecclesiarch-tato]

Extremely common Necromunda W

[st-just]

Less Boring 40k Demon Prince Ideas than 'Bigger Angrier Chaos Space Marine'

Unspeakably ancient eldar who was one of the decadent hubristic imperial magnates so good at murderogries they caused the birth of Sleanesh, happily sold out the rest of the species

Sisters of Battle canoness/living saint who was actually genociding people for Khorne instead of the Emperor (took multiple campaigns for anyone to notice, very embarrassing)

Demon Prince of Nurgle that literally is a zombie apocalypse plague, their consciousness distributed throughout the Resident Evil/Left4Dead-style horde and monstrous mutatioons

A Sauron-among-the-Numenoreans disciple of Tzeetch, appears as a normal looking charismatic savant genius who shows up and givens a world's leaders everything they need to start a glorious new golden age (eventual rebellion and/or disastrous collapse can be assumed)

Corrupted machine spirit of a titan (with bonus entire crew of the titan still eternally bound within it)

Just like, any aliens tbh.

[ilackhumanqualities]

• Ork weird boy who worships Tzeentch and Khorne, believing they are just different names for Gork and Mork. Of corz Gork woold be red, da red makes him kill fasta. An of corz Mork iz blue, hez a cunin weird boy, an we all kno weird boyz magik iz blue coz theyz lucky.

• Corrupted magos biologist who serves nurgle by infecting people with contaminated bionic implants.

• STC that serves any of the chaos gods, and just keeps luring people to their deaths. The location of the STC is visible from space due to the pile of red robed corpses from techpriests who died trying to reach it.

• Planetary governor of a pleasure world who serves Slaneesh under a more benevolent guise, and the only weird thing about their planet is that no one ever leaves.

• A Votan that serves Vashtorr and only produces twisted iron kin.

• A hrud that traps people in an infinite time loop, slowly driving everyone in it mad in service to Tzeentch.

• A single servo skull that randomly appears on any inhabited 8th planet in a solar system. Said planet rapidly descends into civil war for reasons seemingly unrelated to the servo skull. The planet remains at war until all of its inhabitants are dead, and 8 days after the last life form dies the servo skull mysteriously disappears.

• Flayed one so covered in gore that said gore has gained sentience and has started telling the necron what to do. It has gathered other flayed ones to it as it journeys through the galaxy attempting to cover itself in even more gore.

• Custodian who made a failed bargain with Tzeentch in an attempt to revive the emperor.

• Drukhari succubus who serves Khorne by murdering people in the arenas. The people she kills are unable to be revived by the haemonculi, and as such everyone in Commorragh wants her dead. But even though they keep killing her, she keeps reappearing in time for the next battle in the arena. Some people willing let her kill them because their souls go to Khorne instead of Slaneesh.

• Inquisitor of the ordo malleus who tracks down and kills other demon princes to get rid of competition, claiming to do it in the name of the emperor. Hopes to one day kill Be'lakor.

[phaeton-flier]

* Eldar whose desperate attempts to recover soul stones has-well, you know how you can make a mistake, and then to cover it up you do something bad? And then something worse to cover up that? And eventually you realize it would've been much easier to own up at the start, but now you're you're far too deep to give up? If you 're immortal you can do this long enough it will attract the attention of Tzeentch and at that point you might be desperate enough to listen. Just one more thing to cover up, making it all good is right around the corner...

* Gardner of Nurgle who just loves seeding planets with long-dormant parasites and fungi, diseases that alter your DNA so only your children's children have the acute syndromes, diseases which always seem to mutate just a little faster than immunity comes ...

[st-just]

Very demure, polite, courteous diplomat or politician who just happens to be perfect at baiting and enraging everyone around them into bloody and ever-escalating spirals of vendetta and vengeance while remaining innocent as the driven snow themselves. Khorne kind of hates how much better they are at providing sacrifices than most of his champions.

[farsight-the-char]

The Goddess T'au'va, Avatar of the Greater Good

by artist Marcsimo on reddit. Reposted with Permission.

For Her.

[noxassula]

Uh oh brothers, shouldn't have said that...

[voidwingz-deactivated20251007]

Brother, take this holy relic

[natalieironside]

If we don't get control of this situation, sergeant, this could turn into one of the biggest whoopsy-doopsies in the history of warfare

[symbiotebadger]

[beyond-blackwall]

Custodes by Elzunix

[norseminuteman]

This kind of slaps.

[vvictuss]

after reading the Ultramarines content in the Horus Heresy, i actually love them so much. they’re adorable little idiots. so here’s a messy comic

[yobeezick]

T'au Miku

[modeus-the-xenofeminist]

Age of Sigmar/Warhammer 40000 crossover event.

But it's just 700 pages of Morathi and Fulgrim in their giant demon snake people forms, having the nastiest, sweatiest, mo- *GW lore-writer with a 50.cal sniper rifle kills me.*

[maniakminis]

So those new Blood Angels

[garden-wolves-40k]

Spent all day on building this cool cat ! I just adore the pose I was able achieve! So I had to share it <3

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

[nictanova]

Tech-priestess Schemetek Flafia-Z3