Hi, since there’s no way NEAR enough content of this specific thing, can I get some Vex x reader headcanons please??????
Sure thing! -- -Vex is...a quirky type of significant other. He's always flying about. Not being able to stay still for one second and disappearing at random times without notifying you. It always makes you wonder where he goes when he vanishes. But when he comes back, he always seems to be bearing a 'gift' of some sort...he'll always avoid the question of where he got it. Saying 'it's a secret~' over and over until you give up. -Vex will always try to get you to dress up in 'more fitting attire'. Which it always winds up being something silly or similar to his own outfits. When he's in that mood, you typically hide and don't come out. No matter how many times he 'begs' you to come out or how many fake tears he sheds. -Vex...actually makes really good smoothies. When he's not in the mood to deal with the imagisphere, you both tend to share in each others company and he always seems to bring you a mixed drink. It's kinda tangy, but you enjoy it none-the-less! You always make sure to compliment him and show your gratitude for the shake. -Vex is also practically a magician. Teleporting around, summoning disembodied hands, and using his 'uproar' magic to mess with you. He does it in a more playful way when you're involved...you can't really say the same for any unfortunate sackperson that crosses his path. While he may be gentle with you, It doesn't make it any less scary when he dangles you over a void of nothingness. You would rather face his 'pranks' than to go through that again. -Nearly everyone in craftworld is oblivious to your relationship with 'The King of Nightmares'. Which is obviously a good thing. You don't really want to be ostracized because you fell for some giant eldritch clown...even if you don't really know why. Who's the clown in this relationship again? -It's hard to pick up on his non-sarcastic side compliments. As he typically isn't serious most of the time. Tending to string you along for some fun and leaving you out to dry. So it always manages to surprise you when he exposes his genuine emotions. -When you heard about Vex being slayed by a knitted knight...you were honestly heartbroken. You never really knew how much you wound up missing the jester when he was not bothering you every chance he could. It was...just too quiet. You didn't plan revenge or anything, as you picked up the story about the Topsy Turver, the Loom Kidnappings, and the stolen elements from the neighboring lands. You live rather remotely, so it was surprising to you to hear what Vex was doing while he wasn't visiting you. You still can't help but miss him, even if he did those bad things...and that was the first time you decided to wear a jester hat just for kicks.













