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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KORA WOOOOOOO i hope you have lots of fun and live five william years

FIVE WILLIAM….only if you keep blogging with me thru it all 🫴

#THANKS DEE ! <333 #kora.txt #asks #bday tag #sadizmas

hi we don’t know each other! but i have a picture of johnny knoxville wearing a shirt with one of your guys on it!! so funny that i can now recognize a couple of wrestlers in the wild despite not caring abt it at all. worlds colliding etc etc anyway cheers!

oh my GOD i'm so excited i get to tell you about this. you will regret this /j

since you happen to just Have a photo of johnny knoxville on hand, i'm guessing he's a special guy of yours, and in that case i've got great fucking news: back in late 2021/early 2022, jackass actually partnered with wwe to promote jackass forever. johnny knoxville ended up having a legitimate storyline feud with sami zayn.

so, the royal rumble is an event held every year in january. the draw of the show is the titular royal rumble match, wherein thirty competitors battle for the opportunity to main-event wrestlemania in april for a championship of their choosing. two people start in the ring, and then every ninety seconds, another competitor is added. to eliminate someone, you have to throw them over the top rope, and both of their feet must touch the ground.

now, i say "competitors" and not "wrestlers", because you don't actually have to be a wwe superstar to be in it. case in point: johnny knoxville announced on january 7th that he was gonna be in the rumble. sami (who, i should note, was a crazy bad guy at this time) was PISSED that a celebrity like knoxville could just show up and take spotlight away from real wrestlers. so when the rumble rolled around on january 29th, sami made sure to personally eliminate johnny.

johnny took that poorly. presidential alert, the girls are fighting.

on february 2nd, sami crashed the red carpet of the jackass forever premiere and johnny had security forcibly remove him from the premises

on february 18th, sami won the intercontinental championship off of shinsuke nakamura (hence johnny's shirt in the pic djekfhskfh). then, sami lost the title to ricochet thirteen days later, on march 4th, due to interference in the match by johnny knoxville

sami challenged johnny to an anything goes match at wrestlemania 38, johnny accepted

the match at WM38 is the stupidest shit in the world, and it's fucking AWESOME. it's goofy wrestling at its best, and sami's gone on record saying it's one of his favourite things he's ever done. it's got all the jackass shenaniganning you could want. if you've got twenty minutes, i highly recommend watching it, because the whole thing is on youtube.

and bonus points, even though sami's a good guy now and it's been over a year since it went down, johnny still "hates" sami's fucking guts and takes every possible opportunity to dunk on him. it's so good it's so fuckin good man. johnny knoxville is like a blorbo-in-law. to Me.

#shut up kell #ask #sadizmas #SORRY THIS IS LIKELY WAY LONGER A RESPONSE THAN YOU EXPECTED BUT LIKE. THIS IS REAL AND THIS HAPPENED. SO I THOUGHT U WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

JUMPSCARE. ur on the listchallenges front page

EVERYBODY WANT ME FOR MY MOVIES !!!!!!!!

#thats scary….#kora.txt #asks #sadizmas

💌teehee.

virtueeeee my beloved….so so cool and im so lucky to be your friend its been genuinely such an amazing delight to get back in the trenches w you again<3 youre so talented as an arrist AND a writer and i have always thought this, ive loved sm to be getting the front line #access to your awesome creative brain and work. deeply smart as well i feel like you could give me pdfs on various subjects that would change my life forever. i want to give you a break forever so you can just relax and make cool things forever

#love you dearly #asks #ask games #sadizmas #kora.txt

💌 heehee hoohoo.......

VIRTUEEEEE i think all of YOUR archival and writing work is really cool and inspirational!!! it’s always a treat for me to see what you’ve got going on, and i’m very pleased and humbled to hear that my own archival work has been helpful for you 🥹❤️

mutuals send me a 💌 to hear something i appreciate about you!!

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💌😁…….

WE HAVE BEEN MUTUALS FOR SO LONG. god i don't even remember the origins of the gonechat back in the day but i know it existed ... like i remember when we were KIDS i feel like i watched you grow up (i am 2 yrs older it's NOTHING but yk) ... we were sooo young god ...

love loveeeeee your personal sense of taste. confessing to reading ur substack also (i never rmbr to subscribe to these things lmao) ... like i love your Voice about things and the way you speak abt things and discuss them it's sooo interesting. someone needs to hire you forever cause i don't even know everything you're speaking about but you have such an eloquence and captivating way of writing abt things !!!

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