[hbogirls]

mary andrews speaking on a riverdale pride month panel: to me, the bi in bisexuality is not limiting. it’s freeing. it means being divorced from someone of the same gender and someone of a different gender

[bloodsportified]

basically more of this

[heathermcnamara]

hi my name is ruby river’dale serial killer genes cooper jones and i have long blood red hair (that’s how i got my name) with black streaks and blonde tips that reaches my mid-back and icy green eyes like the black hood and a lot of people tell me i look like jason blossom (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). i’m not related to jughead jones but i wish i was because he’s a major fucking hottie. i’m a gargoyle devotee but my lips are unstained and red. i have pale white skin. i’m also a comic book style superhero, and i go to a high school called riverdale high in america where i’m in the sophomore year (i’m somehow seventeen). i’m a serpent (in case you couldn’t tell) and i wear mostly black. i love glamazon and i buy all my clothes from there. for example today i was wearing a ridiculously tight h&m sweater, a business casual blazer and a mini skirt with heels. i was wearing matte lipstick, and a 2016 cut crease. i was walking outside riverdale high. it was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which i was very happy about. a lot of bulldogs stared at me. i put my middle finger up at them.

[heathermcnamara]

wip ask game!

rules: make a new post with the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. tag as many people as you have wips. people can send an ask with the title(s) that most intrigue them, then you post a snippet or tell them about it!

this is an evil horrendous time to ask me this due to a) my one william ideas and b) the lack of titles generally! so many placeholder lyric titles for now icl ... but thank you for the tag @all-seeing-ifer <33333

agitate the gravel (chapter four! working on it! allegedly!)

stickysodasequel (to this)

cup of tea in your cold hand (and drained, drained bloodless)

then bow your head in the house of god (overused title placeholder forever!)

make me fall in love and i'll blossom for you / killer kind of chemical and i can't get enough (can't decide title wise ... yippee!)

i couldn't scream and i couldn't shout (the sound was coming from my mouth)

what i affectionately refer to as the fastest runner in the fbi

deeply untitled beronica timeskip unreality moment <3

i'm making claims with my mouth that i can't back up with my body (the one i also refer to as 7yearhookupdoc)

there's a green line on my finger from his ring

perennial cornflower / wounds, sore eyes

look at the blood on my hands, feels like i'm losing control (placeholderrrrr)

jughead and the hole (again ... title subject to change. aggressively so here)

someday i'm gonna live in your house up on the hill

crawling on your picnic table, i'll have what you have

FIVE of these are vampdale. i love my sandbox #mysandbox

also my three or four NOT abandoned ideas from the last time i did this but i have not touched in so long as to not count them. oops! i need to organise everything so badly <3

ummmm ummmmm i hate tagging people so whoever wishes to can do it <3

[pzyii]

if your best friend becomes venomous and grows fangs you just GOTTA perform experiments on/with her like come on. Don’t mind the fact it’s dehumanising, everyone dehumanises her she can’t tell the difference.

[marnie-performing-stronger-mp4]

ppl on tumblr will claim theyre fans of a piece of media when theyre actually fans of a story & characters they made up in their mind very loosely based on said media

[greelin]

doesn’t everyone want to get stabbed (sexual style). thought that was just normal. Surely we all feel this.

[libraryleopard]

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

[witnesstotheend-deactivated2023]

fellas is it gay to really closely watch your boyfriend make out with your girl best friend because she poisons everyone she touches but he’s invulnerable? you can’t touch her but you can watch someone you touch all the time touch her and it’s almost as good? 

[porcelaindollcheryl]

veronica: im the hag you know the straight girl im there for the gays im not actually gay

cheryl: oh veronica how small minded of you dont you know the last heterosexual hag died in captivity in 2009 sensing the coming gagapocalypse she was not ready for

veronica: thats all well and good but i cant just start liking women i have a boyfriend if i am doomed to revive a dying art so be it long live the hetero hag

cheryl: but who are you hagging for its 201X ive scooped kevin up in my butterfly net and keep him in an ethical beekeeping sanctuary for endangered gay best friends hes here to support me hagging is no longer such a limited art of one straight girl supporting her gay best friend now the gay best friend says slay every time his lesbian overlord aka moi decapitates another guileless snooper that descends upon her family estate to feed they that sing in the maple trees you have to go gay ronnie theres simply nothing left for you

veronica: i mean i guess i could call betty

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[donnasweettttttttt]

more riverdale line deliveries i think about frequently

[donnasweettttttttt]

even more line deliveries i am constantly thinking about

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[elliespectacular]

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[baldgonia]

yay beronica

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know