[heathermcnamara]

it is in hindsight so fucking funny that i was like drunk at some bar last year and went ‘i am going to be normal about sharks being omens and stick my hand in a statue of one and hold it there and nothing bad will happen to me’ and then my father immediately died. that month. i am never curing whatever is wrong with me.

[pzyii]

My mother hates her body, we share the same outline

[heathermcnamara]

riverdale season four #jorpse

[emdsd40t-2]

No more creative writing MFAs

[pzyii]

Daughter from hell, hungry and loud

[lesbojughead]

halsey - hometown

[divorcedwife]

look at the republican calendar and see which animal/plant/item is associated with your birthday ok. if you're born january 14 you get the day of the cat

[divorcedwife]

solidarity for everyone who was born on the day of the cistern or the watering can or something like that

[ch4051nth3k1tch3n]

my birthday isn’t on there #erasure

[divorcedwife]

all birthdays are there, don't give up! troubleshooting :

when looking for your birthday, make sure to read the small grey italicized number, not the big orange numbers ; january 14, for example, is on the 25th day of the month of nivôse.

there are three months for each season ; if you're on mobile, you may need to scroll sideways to see the third one.

some birthdays in september are in a special section. that is because the first day of the year is september 22nd, and the last few days of the year before that are special holidays. see :

also, i know i joked about some days being less cool than others, but that's also the point of the calendar : replacing worship of saints with appreciation of the tools and plants that allow us to live. don't feel bad for having topsoil as your day, where would be without topsoil?

[heathermcnamara]

i built a mausoleum, won't you come and have a tour?

[aroace-ryland-grace]

I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction

[idalenn]

Why suffer ennui when you can get a bánh mì

[lakevida]

drinking a beer in a hammock in the sun realizing maybe i don't have to hit myself with hammers every day forever just some or most days

[sparrowlucero]

the doctor who episode that's both about an endless hotel that was built to house an ancient god and the way the main character's arrogant nature harms the people around him being titled "The God Complex" is maybe the most jealous i've been of a title ever. i should have thought of that.

[prokopetz]

The big reason it gets me when folks act like it's unlikely that the author was considering the esoteric symbolism of the colour of the curtains is that, like, there are people out there who consider the esoteric symbolism of their home decor in real life. They're not even rare – Pinterest is full of them.

[baldgonia]

betty again tbh

[caruliaa]

instead of either having a server be muted or unmuted discord should introduce a setting called special princess mode where the server is muted except ☝🏽 for one person that is your special princess and the emoji0oo990op09iop09i8o09i8op09iolp-09op-0opyujiko8o9i8ukol9iukolp9i8uki sorry. i got a drop of oil on my keyboard bc i was eating hummus with a little bit of olive oil earlier and i was cleaning that off. anyway and the notification icon is a heart. and they have to to call it that.

[gelphienation]

They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure

[doctorcurdlejr]

Veronica, sitting outside the secret abortion clinic: listen ladies maybe one day in the year 2023 the united states FDA will approve Opill, the nonprescription daily oral contraceptive, but until that day protect yourself with my Wpill - my secret and safe nonprescription daily oral contraceptive!

Dr. Curdle Jr.: Ms. Lodge I appreciate your entrepreneurial spirit and all the work you're doing for the women of this town but you're killing my secret abortion business!

Veronica: While I am a feminist, I'm a business woman first so I can appreciate your struggle. Say Doc, what if we worked together? I've been concocting a business plan for something called Scheduled Parenthood