#sadjokes

[paradis-rosepunk-blog]

if i were a bird i’d be an owlcoholic

[ohmypun]

So these 2 guys walk into a bar...

The third one ducks.

[lickupmycakespill-blog]

Why can’t a skeleton drink?

Because the alchohol tears his family apart

[lotteryorsomthn-blog]

DYING

Imagine an old man with an electric guitar Near death metal

[thefrankiieffect]

@tanialissome whyyyyy #seriouslywhereismyfood #sadjokes #morbidsister

[not-your-father]

When you make jokes that aren't that funny that I have to look at you in that way but I laugh anyway. #sadjokes #notfunny #sorrynotsorry #istillloveyou #hoco #stuntin

[wendeezybreezy]

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