Gilmore Girls and Parks and Rec!
oooh thank!
gilmore girls:
who i will protect at all costs: oooh shit um. either lane or lorelai.
who deserves better: paris and lorelai. and lane.
who was killed off too early: asher’s the only one who died (canonically so far) so. //shrug. feel like him and paris could’ve ended better.
who i used to hate but now i love: paris, probably.
who i used to love but now i hate: hahahaha rory. WHOOPS.
who needs to be killed off asap: YIKES uh, no one tbh.
who is unfairly hated: liz&tj? they’re annoying but mean well.
who is unfairly loved: EMILY AND RICHARD, FUCK OFF. also ALL OF THE BOYFRIENDS.
who needs to sort out their priorities: lorelai, purely bc she deserves better. also luke. ffs.
who needs a hug: LORELAI //gently weeps.
who needs to get out of their current relationship: idek who rory’s with if anyone, but rory.
who the writers love: eugh. the grandparents. also rory&lorelai, of course.
who needs a better storyline: LANE LANE LANE LANE LANE LANE
who has an amazing redemption arc: jess, actually. still should not be with rory, though. now, HE deserves better. lol
who is hot af: ahem. jess. also. lorelai. also rory. also lane esp when she’s like ~Rocking Out~
who belongs in jail: logan ffs. and taylor, ironically enough, but just overnight or a week or something. also emily–i LOOOOVE that ep in season 7.
who needs to be revived from the dead: even though i hate him, richard. bc sad abt edward hermann. :(
parks and rec
who i will protect at all costs: oh my god. everyone. but probably april and ben.
who deserves better: for the majority of the show, LESLIE. i’m glad it finally works out.
who was killed off too early: who even died on this show uhhh. no one i guess. but mark disappearing was A+ lol
who i used to hate but now i love: probably tom. my mom still hates him. lol OH ALSO ANDY.
who i used to love but now i hate: …no one?
who needs to be killed off asap: jeremy jamm.
who is unfairly hated: lol garry/jerry/larry/barry.
who is unfairly loved: …no one? maybe jean-ralphio and mona lisa? like as comic relief they’re fucking great but i literally can’t think of anyone else. lol
who needs to sort out their priorities: chris? maybe? he should relax sometimes. oh and whatsherface with her own show that april adores. joan callamezzo?
who needs a hug: um. like. everyone? leslie and ben. and andy and anne and chris. for sure garry, but he’d probs fart.
who needs to get out of their current relationship: amazingly enough, no one. (but leslie and anne should also be together in a polyamorous U relationship…)
who the writers love: lol everybody. this show is so goddamn positive.
who needs a better storyline: donna, bc i feel like she never really got to Do anything on her own.
who has an amazing redemption arc: andy, in a way. ben too.
who is hot af: april and ben. hoooooooooo boy.
who belongs in jail: jeremy jamm. also potentially april on some technicalities. lol but also that horrible councilman who has a sex scandal every week.
who needs to be revived from the dead: no one?