[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Time of the month? Pussy closed for maintenance? I feel like rubbing my face on your face.

[kamcarlisle]

I feel like you're trying to take advantage of me. I'm not your sex toy.

[bexoriginalbarbieklaus-blog]

wow

[bexoriginalbarbieklaus-blog]

I’m not sure you quite get the point of ” vacation ” blue eyes.

[kamcarlisle]

No, I get it. Lounging around with little umbrellas in my drink. It just doesn't sound remotely appealing. 

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

I can’t win with you. I need a sex marathon day. It’s almost shark week and I need enough orgasms to be able to safely last without them for five days.

[kamcarlisle]

No one can really. What the fuck is Shark Week?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

I don’t know. It makes you sound like a little kid, which is oddly cute since you mostly sound like an eighty year old. If you don’t answer me I’ll bite your arm and pull your hair.

[kamcarlisle]

But I like it rough.

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

I might’ve. What’cha gonna do about it?

[kamcarlisle]

Not fucking let you live it down, for one. And not answer you, for two. For two? Is that a phrase?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Tell me how you fucking are, fucknozzle. You’re killing me.

[kamcarlisle]

Did you just call me a 'fucknozzle?' 

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

I think they kind of like the sob story thing. Don’t think they’re about to help me out with a relative’s medical expenses.

You never told me how you were.

[kamcarlisle]

I think you should just ask.

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Yeah. We’re happy, though, because we can afford a real hospital for her now. By next season, I might be able to get her to a hospital in the states, at least for a few months.

[kamcarlisle]

Bring her now anyway. Make the producers pitch in or some shit.

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Aside from dementia, I don’t really know. She’s got kidney, liver, and lung problems. I don’t know how to call them in English.

[kamcarlisle]

She's in Mexico right?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Just little things. My mom isn’t doing so well and stuff. How are you? Tell me.

[kamcarlisle]

What's wrong with her?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Don’t worry about it. I’m good now. How are you?

[kamcarlisle]

I don't worry. Just curious. What happened?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

No. I was in the doghouse last night.

I feel fine, I think. It just comes in waves. Some stuff happened on the weekend that I’m trying to get over.

[kamcarlisle]

What happened this weekend?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[bryony-mason]

Unfortunately, the show isn’t made to please you. So, no..

[kamcarlisle]

C'mon. You know you'd love to spend a season in Sicily. 

[bexoriginalbarbieklaus-blog]

wow

[bexoriginalbarbieklaus-blog]

Work? Weren’t you on vacation like the rest of us?

[kamcarlisle]

Not really a fan of "vacations." You never get any work done.

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

I feel like I should put you in the doghouse for that one.

[kamcarlisle]

Wasn't I in the doghouse last night?

How are you feeling?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily is still more beautiful than NYC

[jor-lo-blog]

Sounds sexy, right?

[kamcarlisle]

My accent's sexier.

[bexoriginalbarbieklaus-blog]

wow

[bexoriginalbarbieklaus-blog]

Fucking miracle you talking to me, Blue eyes. I was in Capri, mostly, beach, sun, met a couple of guys. Ignored a bunch of them. What about you?

[kamcarlisle]

Sicily. Family. Work. Music.