#sage post

[thehousefromhouseofleaves]

anyway we've started watching ii. the ii mutuals have won

[sburbian-sage]

what are your thoughts on obama

would he have fixed the economy

i mean he didnt even have a chance because sburb happened like RIGHT after

do you think hes dead

or maybe he played sburb and is still out there

do you think if i replay enough i can meet obama

if it ever happens do you think i can get him to adopt me

1. He was charismatic and did some good things, but he was still a liberal at the end of the day, instead of a based and redpilled follower of the immortal science of marxism-dumbfuckism or whatever. He totally bitched out at the end by "going high" and not stopping McConnell from doing his tricky scheme with the Supreme Court, which helped set the stage for The Bad Things that would follow.

2. & 3. Did you know there are hundreds of planets where Obama never existed, hundreds more where he never became president, and hundreds more where his term as president concluded before SBURB happened? There are a lot of Obamas in the universe. Some guy posted a joke image of him as a USSR leader with a scar and said "this was my Obama", and everyone told him to fuck off. He probably was shitposting or posting politics bait, but also that could have been real for all we know.

4. Yes.

5. No.

6. No???

7. We're one or two steps removed from calling a politician "mommy" or "daddy", and once you do that we have to euthanize you.

[sage-studies]

Rb if you're an active studyblr, bookblr or post lots of nature based stuff

Looking for more ppl to follow :)

[life-is-a-grave]

Tag Game

Thanks for the tag @hardwired-to-self-destruct! I'll tag @connectingtopogo and whoever sees this, cos I'm not sure who else is active anymore

[sburbian-sage]

Addendum to the sex post (I like talking about it as much as you like reading about this). I realized after posting that one could read the post as being "arrogant" due to taking an authoritative stance on a difficult subject in spite of the fact that I am but one bitch, or that my obvious free-floating disdain for the subject makes me an inherently unreliable source.

In the interest of humility, I've decided to take these criticisms to heart. So in order to represent my democratic ideals, and to ensure some level of objectivity on the subject, I've decided to scour the Replayernet for all posts related to this subject. Once I've collected this data, it will allow me to synthesize the most well-backed, "true" authoritative statement on the morality of having sex in SBURB.

Coincidentally, I've already done so. The following two statements are not only the most common stance people take, they can be considered the most objectively true. Please adopt these as your moral axioms and internalize them as soon as possible.

Sexuality is inherently immoral. If you even THINK about h*lding h*nds with somebody else, you go to hell before you die.

Despite the above, one exception exists. It's considered always morally correct to bang this person, and indeed many people have already done so. This person happens to be Your Mother.

[sburbian-sage]

List of tags I need to invent. Need a way to shorten these complicated ideas into a few short words.

Posts where someone cites some feature of SBURB I've literally never heard of before in my entire life.

Posts where someone reports doing something that by all means is actually impossible.

Posts where someone performs some inane or innocuous action and almost their entire session.

Posts where someone dithers around trying to prevent or lessen the impact a course of events they, by their own admission, know is prophesied and thus cannot be averted without infinitely ruinous consequence.

Posts where someone is dealing with an imminently critical life or death situation and stops, boots up their computer, asks a random pitsblogger what they should do about it (I give the advice and then yell at them).

Posts where I want to murder the subject of the post (frequently the asker) with my hands and teeth.

[sburbian-sage]

I realize I'm a few years late with this post, but for anyone who's sent me a request for a classpect analysis, I've received your asks. They haven't been deleted or swallowed by the incompetencies of this site of the jankyness of the Ring Servers.

I know you guys really like this topic, and I do admit classpects are very interesting in their implications and variety. It's just that in addition to a somewhat busy life, these kinds of posts require a bit of preparation to make, between the spritework, the aspect summary, the class summary, summarizing the synthesis, what to do, what not to do, some example abilities, and mustering the willpower to follow through on it all. The reason I respond more quickly to the other asks is mainly because they don't require as much set-up, as well as being more immediately gripping vis-a-vis scenarios requiring consideration and actionable advice.

I do apologize for the considerable delays, and hopefully I can get through the backlog soon.

[sage-studies]

Hey guys, queue might run out soon, so I apologise :(

I've now got a full-time job (as a tradie) and then a part-time job, so I'm getting over 60 hours of work a week atm, which makes it a bit hard to keep the queue running. I'll try to get to posts that I've been tagged in first, but can't guarantee. Thanks for understanding and have a good day!