#sage-fire

[ffxvfacts]

ignis has never farted in his life. one day he will explode and his fart will be the beginning of the true apocalypse.

[thekingsshield]

🔥🔥🔥🔥 I'm already taking about mlm in the fandom and the fact that they often feel like outsiders in a community that seems tailor made for them, talk about that. (coughs)

Send me a “ 🔥 “ for an unpopular opinion.

     I believe that there is only an oversaturation of shitty mlm relationships, AKA the ones that are painfully obvious that it was written by a straight person. I’m tired of “uwu soft gay boy”. I’m tired of “yes i am gay i love dick in butt”. I’m tired of people who clearly do not know what it means to write a gay character. These shitty mlm relationships make it painstakingly hard for people who are gay to write a gay character. People who fetishize it hate realistic gay couples.

    (Spoiler to the people who fetishize gay couples: Our couples are no different than yours. We hold hands. We kiss. We have dates. There’s nothing “fetishy” there.) 

    I’m not straight. I’m not cis. There we go. Yet, when I want to write about my own experiences and project them onto a character to make it easier to express, people who fetishize mlm will go “UMMM GAYS ARENT LIKE THAT MY STEREOTYPES ABOUT GAY PEOPLE ARE MORE VALID THAN YOU”

    Just. Y’all. Your character is a person, not a stereotype.     My existence is not a fetish.

[moralhymn]

sage-fire replied to your post: if you ever have ardyn’s interest, making him...

ignis vc: fuck off old man

wow ignis don’t be rude

[leorugiet]

sage-fire replied to your post: "Mr. Leonis?" the young child looks like he's been...

vegetables can’t make you immortal I’m not stupid Cor jfc get that shit outta here

‘you think i’m gonna tell you the secret, the last thing i need is more immortals. eat all your vegetables and i’ll tell you.’

[royalbratprince]

"I'm sorry, I merely have a healthy appreciation for great music."

He levels a skeptical look at Ignis, but he knows better than to argue.  He is capable of learning from experience.  From time to time.

Deep breath.  In and out.  “I… respect a differing opinion.”  Noctis reminds himself more than assures.  “But.  The best albums?  Really?  I mean, maybe I can see Zeppelin but.  Are we just forgetting about the Beach Boys?”

[swcrdlillies]

ignis vc: you cannot ground me. nice try.

gladio vc: wanna fucking bet

[culinarystrategist]

no

@sage-fire​

Dear Ignis,

I would like to take this opportunity to lodge an official complaint against @baewind.

Not only has she ‘cancelled’ me, she also threatened to set her mum on me.

I demand that you take immediate and decisive action.

I am also seeking compensation for the ensuing emotional distress I have experienced at being denied the opportunity to suck your toes.

I look forward to your prompt response with eager anticipation.

Yours,

Ignis

[ennuifelt-blog]

‘ you look... happy. ’ / @sage-fire.

‘ --- i would have thought you’d look more uncomfortable, after your first full day wearing this for me. ’ he trails his fingers down ignis’ stomach and pelvis, stopping once he’s able to feel something hard and firm under the fabric of his work pants. he squeezes, ever so slightly, before moving his hands to ignis’ hips, he pulls his advisor close, brows raised but eyes meeting ignis’ gaze. ‘ are you happy? ’